A Minecraft fun like no other!
Want to join a fun, kind, and cool SMP? 🎮 Velmora SMP is here for all and loves its players!
We want to team up with other server owners to grow and share this fun ride. If you want to help Velmora SMP (and we can help you back!), let’s chat!
Welcome to Crafty Network! A wild place for all who love to play and mess around. Here’s what you need to know:
Get ready to play and have fun!
This is a true no-rules, pure chaos Minecraft server. No claims, no TP, no mods, and no resets. Just raw survival in a wasteland.
/spark for TPS infoMost servers are soft. Here, nothing is safe. Trust is currency. You write your own story—domination or destruction.
Survive and thrive, or get bed-trapped back to spawn. The world won’t forget.
🔥 Server IP: anarchy.geeknexus.org
💣 Version: 1.21.5
⏰ Online 24/7 | No Queue | No Limits
Join now and see if you can last longer than 5 mins. Most won’t.
Hey folks! Get ready for some fun on Limesteal SMP! This is a lifesteal server with a twist.
If you want a lifesteal vibe without the grind, this is the place. No one is super far ahead, so you can jump right in!
Come on over and have a blast! 😄
Explore our virtual Italian marketplace where you can trade for rare food items like truffle-infused diamonds and spaghetti made from unicorn hair. Don’t forget to visit our virtual vineyard where you can stomp grapes with your friends and create the finest virtual wine in all of Minecraft!
So come join us on our server and taste the virtual flavors of Italy like never before. Mangia mangia, gamers! 🍝🍕🍨
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.
Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?
