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CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9697

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

The Tolls of Vanilla: MVP New Server – Immature – Easy

Adventure, alliances, blood moon, Builder, Community, EASY, Events, Explorer, friendship, immature, Loot, Minecraft, mvp, new world, Progression, Quests, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, tolls, Vanilla, warrior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crops Grown:	1793
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Progression	Innovative progression system with exclusive abilities and ranks.
World	Fresh, untouched world with hidden treasures and resources.
Quests	Epic quests that shape the evolving storylines of the server.
Night Perils	New dangers and challenges during night time with rare loot rewards.
Community	Thriving, close-knit community with teamwork and weekly events.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Valhalla Minecraft server?

To join the server, use the Server IP: gates.ValhallaCraft.org

2. Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://www.valhallacraft.org

3. What makes the progression system in Valhalla unique?

The progression system offers exclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks to players, making the journey of discovery and power more rewarding.

4. Are there dynamic challenges in Valhalla?

Yes, during night time, new dangers and challenges arise with rare, game-changing loot rewards for brave players.

5. How can I get involved in the community events?

Participate in weekly events that test your skills and creativity, and forge alliances with other players to succeed in the server.

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Bond, chance, dad’s wedding, DadsWeddingDrama, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, Fake, family, fiancée, Friend, hurt, hurtful, immature, Minecraft, questions, refusing, relationship, selfish, Server, Support

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

PartyPooperCraft

aita, Birthday Party, bitchy relatives, Boundaries, Boyfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, family, feud, gift, Golden Goose sneakers, immature, LEAVING, nasty comments, nephew, partner, PartyPooperCraft, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the drama of real life! We promise no one will make snarky comments about your Golden Goose sneakers here.

Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members who don’t respect you. You won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or eye-rolling relatives while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.

Join us and leave behind the drama of dating someone with a family who doesn’t appreciate you. Build your own paradise where you’re the boss and no one can tell you what to do.

Don’t be like the protagonist in this story, be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind.

CreepCraftKidsLOL

8-year-old, Argument, Chasing, Cops, CreepCraftKidsLOL, demonic voice, ding-dong ditch, dramatic, front door, immature, Kid, Main Street, nest camera, Netflix, Notification, parents, prank, Scaring, Traumatized, Understanding, video footage

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my encounter with the ding-dong ditcher? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to unleash your inner prankster in a safe and virtual environment.

With our unique gameplay features, you can chase down unsuspecting players just like I did with the little gremlin at my doorstep. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our community is full of understanding parents who won’t call the cops on you for a harmless scare.

So if you’re ready for some crazy antics and hilarious moments, join our server now and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a demonic voice or two along the way. 😉

InfoHoardingKids

attention span, Behavior, children, cognitive development., Decision making, Development, education, gather, immature, InfoHoardingKids, INFORMATION, information processing, knowledge acquisition, learning, memory retention, Psychology, researchers, study, task completion, task performance, Working Memory

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!

come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!

our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?

so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!

WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

anniversary, brunch, celebration, Communication, covid, Depressed, family, flexibility, honeymoon, Illness, immature, Insecurity, Minecraft, Request, resort, sacrifice, Server, special day, Upset, vacation, vow renewal, Wedding, WeddingCrashers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of celebrating special occasions! Are you tired of sacrificing your own happiness for others? Join us and let loose in a world where you can have the anniversary celebration you truly deserve!

Picture this: you and your virtual spouse, surrounded by pixelated love and happiness, ready to embark on a journey of vow renewals and second honeymoons. But wait, there’s a twist! Your virtual friend, let’s call him Steve, decides to get married on the same day as your Minecraft anniversary. The nerve!

But fear not, for on our server, you can plan a virtual brunch for just the two of you, away from the prying eyes of Steve and his wedding party. Build a majestic brunch spot, complete with pixelated mimosas and diamond-studded pancakes. Take a break from the chaos of the wedding and immerse yourself in the tranquility of your own anniversary celebration.

And if Steve dares to deny your request for a private moment, don’t worry – on our server, you can unleash your inner Minecraft drama queen. Tell all the other players about Steve’s selfishness, create pixelated posters denouncing his lack of flexibility, and rally the virtual troops to support your cause.

So come join our Minecraft server, where every anniversary is a celebration worth fighting for – because in the world of blocks and pixels, love always wins!

ConeThiefCraft

busy roads, Caught, childish, ConeThiefCraft, consequences, convenience, disabled, Elderly, free parking, immature, Mature, Neighbour, parking restrictions, parking space, Replacement, reserve, shopping bags, STAKES, stealing, traffic cone, tricky parking

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

BagRageCraft

aita, Apology, BagRageCraft, Birthday Party, cousin’s kids, crying, expensive bag, family drama, high road, immature, immature reaction, Kids, mad wife, new bag, pool incident, ruined handbag, Scene, suede bag, trigger word, Yelling

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4499
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, poolside mishaps, and screaming matches over suede bags.

Witness the epic showdown between a wife and a cousin’s kid over a ruined bag, complete with tears and shouting. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for outrageous arguments over the value of a bag, intense apologies, and unresolved anger. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of absurdity and chaos in a virtual world? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/msg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Artale, aurora, Bosses, CASTELA, Chewie, class references, collaboration, dave the diver, Frenzy totems, ghost stories, Halloween, HYPERION, ign, Kayling, kronos, Legends, LPQ, Ludibrium, Maplefest, maplestory, Midnight Carnival, Minecraft, msg, patch notes, private servers, royals, sale, scania, Shenanigans, smp, solis, YUNA

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you ready for some spooky fun this Halloween? Join our Minecraft SMP for the Midnight Carnival: Ludibrium edition! We’ve got crazy bosses, insane deals on hands (yes, hands), and even Frenzy totems rising from the grave! And don’t even get me started on the Dave the Diver collab – it’s gonna be lit! Plus, Maplefest is coming up, so get ready to get Maplefucked with ghost stories and class references galore.

If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.

But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.

Fembot Love Minecraft Server

#workout, abs, age gap, Athletic, body image, Confidence, DATING, fembot, fembots, FITNESS, Insecurity, love, meme, Minecraft, older fembots, Physical attraction, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, twinkish appeal, younger guys

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

Alternative, Community, Computer, Customization, Dear, Digital, feeling superior, innovation, intellectual superiority, iPhone, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, SECURITY, smp, social status, software, tech-savvy, Technology, technology users, UNIQUENESS, Users, wiser

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1628
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

What is the IP for CashPlays Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash & Nico Play AMONG US…, Cash and Nico, cash marco, cash nico, CashPlays, MIA, Minecraft, Nico, Nico & Cash, Nico and Cash, Server, Shady, Zoey

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

CashPlays is a popular gaming and entertainment channel on YouTube known for showcasing gameplay, tutorials, and reviews of various video games. With a focus on providing insightful and entertaining content for gamers, CashPlays has gained a dedicated following and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Espionage, family, family dynamics, Gan, humor, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy comedy, spy mission, spy thriller, Suspense, Thriller, undercover

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

Attacks, boot camp, discharge, draft-proof, draftable, Fight, Government, hate, ineligible, iran, jizzrael, Launching, launching attacks, Military, Minecraft, non dishonorable, Prison, Rejoin, Robots, smp, threat

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

1930, 2024.., in memory, Lane, long tail tag, Memory, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

70275625, adult content, Community, discussion, Exploration, FANTASY, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, Gay Awakening, Intimacy, lewds, LGBTQ, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, schlickin, sexual pleasure, sharing, smp, Support, Thread

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	634
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mines Excavated:	3528
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!