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SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

Patrilocraft: Where Sons Rule!

co-residence, cultural practices, Daughters, discrimination, family dynamics, family structure, gender bias, gender inequality, Gender Roles, India, marriage customs, norms, parents, patrilocality rates, Patrilocraft, rule, sex selection, social norms, societal expectations, Son preference, Sons, traditional beliefs

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

So, like, this server is like totally lit, dude. We got all the crazy stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Plus, our players are like super cool and always down for a good time.

You gotta join this server because, like, we have this epic quest where you have to find the lost city of diamond chickens. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. And, like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

Also, we have this insane mini-game where you have to ride on the back of a giant turtle while dodging flaming arrows. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with turtles. Trust me, it’s a blast.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with all the coolest players on the server? It’s like a VIP club, but for Minecraft. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LacklusterSMP

Cross-Play, Minecraft SMP Vanilla Experience Play Players Immersive World Building Advanced Plugins Active Staff Friendly Community Survival Adventure Multiplayer Exploration Creativity Fun, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.

play.lacklustersmp.net

ExeosCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate! Join now!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Charity, Craft, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, fair, Find, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Minecraft, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, Semi Vanilla, soulmate, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Java IP	play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has ExeosCraft been running?

ExeosCraft has been running smoothly since June 2020 without any resets.

2. Are donations required to play or progress on the server?

No, donations are entirely optional. Our server is built on the principle of fairness for all players.

3. Are there any special rules or restrictions on ExeosCraft?

ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players. Hate speech is strictly prohibited on our server.

4. Can I suggest new features or updates for the server?

Absolutely! Join our Discord community and share your ideas for player-driven updates.

5. What unique features does ExeosCraft offer for Bedrock players?

ExeosCraft is optimized for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features tailored to enhance the gameplay experience for Bedrock users.

6. How can I protect my builds on the server?

You can use the Land Claim feature on ExeosCraft to protect all your precious builds from griefing.

7. Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

Yes, the server difficulty on ExeosCraft is set to Hard, providing a challenging gameplay experience for all players.

8. How does the Level-Up System work on ExeosCraft?

All donator perks are available through free, in-game means, allowing all players to enjoy the benefits without the need for purchases.

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, CraftyDawntrail, Dawntrail General, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Tuliyollal, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	2009	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

BabyWaker Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, BabyWaker, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, family dynamics, Minecraft, nighttime feeding, parenting, Partnership, self-care, Server, sharing responsibilities, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Support, teamwork, Understanding, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

GFQuietPlzCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Empathy, exhaustion, GFQuietPlzCraft, Girlfriend, introverted, Listening, Long day, overwhelmed, patience, personal space, Proposal, recharge, relationships, road trip, social batteries, socializing, Suffocated, Talking, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	139	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

Blockbuster LOLz

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Afterlife, Assumptions, BELIEF, closed-minded, Consciousness, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, ETERNAL, Existence, metaphysics, Multiverse, Open-mindedness, philosophy, planet, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms, Reincarnation, Soul, speculation, spirituality, Transcendence, Universe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crops Grown:	9209	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	812391	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.