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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1223 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 159 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?
But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.
And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!
