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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9930 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 318 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on flying llamas, battle evil Ender Dragons with lightsabers, and even attend virtual meme conventions where you can trade rare Pepe memes for enchanted diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of talking creepers who are actually super chill once you get to know them. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden portal to the Nether, you’ll be transported to a disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most nonsensical adventure of your virtual life!