QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Farms Harvested:	124

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Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

Insane Stories from Our Server:

Story	Description
The Great Creeper Parade	One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
The Mystery of the Talking Pig	Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

Ready to Join the Fun?

Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

BlockbusterBlunders

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine if you could enter your fave book or movie but in MINECRAFT form. like, you could be chilling in hogwarts with steve from minecraft or fighting zombies with spiderman. this server is like a portal to all your fave stories but with a twist – everything is made out of blocks and you gotta mine for resources to survive. trust me, you’ve never experienced harry potter or avengers like this before. join now and let the madness begin!

CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features:

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information:

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join:

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

FAQ:

1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “Where do you think they are today?” Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Are you ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Join now and let the madness begin!

CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Votes:	2354	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crops Grown:	4019	Star Shards Collected:	70
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a baby on the cover of a Nirvana album? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re touching the baby’s penis yourself! Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a 90s grunge band. So come on, dive in and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget your swim trunks, things are about to get wet and wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and fighting off an army of evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else! So why wait? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineCraftMogul

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where diamonds are just shiny rocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing up your house!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride on a flying pig to explore the vast lands, and even have a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being rich in a Minecraft world like no other!

CopenHitCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s so lit that even the danish prime minister got hit by some random dude in the streets of copenhagen! her office was like, “whaaat?!” but then they were like, “oh well, at least we got this bomb-ass minecraft server to play on.”

come join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns chillin’ in the forest, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

so, if you wanna be part of the danish PM-hittin’, dragon-fightin’, disco-dancin’ madness, then this is the minecraft server for you! come on, what are you waitin’ for? let’s do this!

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