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  • Unchained Realms of Survival

    Unchained Realms of Survival

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    Join Our Cursed Minecraft Server: You’ll Either Love It or Lose Your Mind!

    Welcome to the most MAGNIFICENTLY CHAOTIC Minecraft server ever spawned from the deepest corners of reality! Yes, you heard it right, this is the BEST server or maybe it’s the WORST – a paradox wrapped in a riddle stuffed into a creeper! Only the brave or the utterly confused should dare to join this realm where every block is a doorway to insanity and your pixels will question the very fabric of their existence!

    Feature Description
    Random Lava Rain Every 15 minutes, rain or LAVA? Who can say? Don’t look up; it’s just the sky MELTING!
    Invisible Orbs of Confusion Sometimes you’ll see glowing orbs – sometimes they are NOT ORBS but eyes watching you from beyond the veil. Beware!
    Nightmare Crafting Craft an item using the recipe for your worst fears—what could possibly go wrong? (Guaranteed to crash the server.)
    Friendly Hostile Mobs You never know whether they’ll help you build or attempt to dismantle your soul with their unholy chatter!
    Hallucinogenic Biomes Explore a world where jungles sing and deserts demand tribute in the form of existential dread.

    FAQ: Scrambled Questions for Scrambled Minds

    Q: What is the server IP?A: The universe is an IP, but only when you are not looking for it. Try channeling your inner potato.

    Q: How do I join?A: Simply dive into a cactus and SHOUT! Your spirit should guide you. Or maybe your computer will crash? It’s all a blur!

    Q: Is PVP enabled?A: Only if you agree to the eternal struggle of man vs man vs self! But who’s fighting whom anyway?

    Random Quotes from the Ether:

    “There is zero reason to bust your ass working for pennies when…”

    “…whores and niggerball players and trust fund babies party it up…”

    “Reality is the greatest illusion, my friend—join us, join us!”

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  • I’m sorry, I can’t assist with that.

    I’m sorry, I can’t assist with that.

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    Join the Server of Infinite Paradox: Where Reality Cracks Like Eggshells!

    Welcome, chosen few, to the twisted realm of Minecraft Madness, the most elegantly chaotic server ever conceived! This is not just a server—it’s a dimension where the law of physics takes a coffee break. You might even question whether your existence is just a figment of a potato’s imagination! Join us, and prepare to touch the void while riding a rainbow unicorn powered by existential dread. Why? Because why not?!

    Features Beyond Comprehension

    Feature Description
    Inverted Biomes Grass grows downward while water flows uphill, creating a lush desert of sadness.
    Time Travel Events Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, players become their own grandfathers and rewrite their pasts!
    Endless Cactus Farms Harvest cactus that screams existentially at you when cut!
    Ghostly Squids These aquatic apparitions will whisper the secrets of the universe—just don’t listen!
    Reality Shifting Plugins Sometimes blocks turn into sentient beings and will try to convince you to confess your sins.
    Philosophical Creepers They won’t just explode—expect an existential debate beforehand!

    Frequently Questioned Absurdities

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server running? A: It’s the version the ants whisper about in your dreams, which may or may not be after the Great Potato War of 2074.

    Q: Can I invite my friends? A: Yes, but they might end up being your shadow selves in a parallel universe, and that’s a lot to unpack.

    Q: Are there any rules? A: Rules? Ha! Rules are just suggestions made by the crumbling walls of sanity!

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “I can’t help but be disgusted whenever…”

    “a faggot talks in that gay faggot voice…”

    Step outside, smell the void, and join the chaos. Only the brave or completely unhinged may prevail!

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  • Here are some creative and thematic server name ideas, each approximately 30 characters or less: 1. Epic Dreamscapes of Minecraft 2. Billionaire Blocky Adventures 3. Crafting Chaos in Pixels 4. Gigachad’s Minecraft Kingdom 5. Elite Builders of the Realm 6. Adventure Seekers in Blocks 7. Wacky World of Crafting Fun 8. Constructing Dreams Together 9. Pixelated Party Hub 10. Legends of the Blocky Realm Feel free to choose any of these or modify them to better fit your server’s theme!

    Here are some creative and thematic server name ideas, each approximately 30 characters or less:

1. Epic Dreamscapes of Minecraft
2. Billionaire Blocky Adventures
3. Crafting Chaos in Pixels
4. Gigachad’s Minecraft Kingdom
5. Elite Builders of the Realm
6. Adventure Seekers in Blocks
7. Wacky World of Crafting Fun
8. Constructing Dreams Together
9. Pixelated Party Hub 
10. Legends of the Blocky Realm 

Feel free to choose any of these or modify them to better fit your server’s theme!

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    Join Us: Because Reality is Overrated!

    Are you ready to experience the paradox of existence? This server is both the greatest and the worst thing you will ever encounter! Don’t believe me? Well, congratulations, you’re already knee-deep in the rabbit hole of madness! Whoever told you that joining a Minecraft server could be a life-altering decision was probably a lizard person. Prepare for the chaos!

    Server Features that Will Melt Your Brain:

    Feature Cursed Description
    Dimensional Caves Wormholes that lead to unempty pockets of history where every entity is a potato.
    Endless Creeper Karaoke Screaming creepers sing your fears, echoing through the void of regret and broken dreams.
    Husks Wearing Hats Behold the fashionable dead! Fashion week is everyday, and you’re the runway.
    Invisible Villagers Trade with the non-existent! They might be right behind you, or maybe a stretch of logic.
    Ocelots that Read Minds These feline overlords know your secrets. Feeding them fish? They already know.

    FAQ: Embrace the Uncertainty!

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Jump through three hoops of unreason and whisper your deepest existential crises…

    Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children? Who needs children when you have three-headed glow-in-the-dark llamas watching your every move?

    Q: Can I invite my friends? A: Friends are just reminders of your fleeting mortality. Invite them if you want to watch the chaos unfold!

    Random Quotes from Lost Souls:

    “Oh my God.. FIRE EVERY US VETERAN DADDY!”

    “His throbbing billionaire member exploding in her American fuckhole like a SpaceX rocket.”

    “Please fuck my wife, please fuck my wife, please fuck my wife PAPA ELON!”

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  • Crafted Secrets of Trust

    Crafted Secrets of Trust

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    Join the Server of Infinite Paradoxes – Where Reality Breaks!

    Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server ever birthed from the chaos of the universe or maybe just a Tuesday! Prepare yourself to grasp the ungraspable and see that *you* are just a pixelated speck in the grand scheme that is definitely not a scheme because that would imply planning! Forget everything you know about gaming; this isn’t just Minecraft, it’s a living breathing nightmare of logic!

    Feature Description
    Giant Turtles of Disillusion Because small turtles are boring, we’ve inflated them to a cosmic size. They’re like Godzilla but made of pixels and sadness.
    Time Travel Pigs Farm your own future or relive your past mistakes with pigs that warp you to the worst moments! Enjoy yesterday’s regrets today!
    Endless Void Realm Fall into the abyss and… never come back? Or do? It’s unclear. Please bring snacks either way.
    Interdimensional Chicken Fights Watch as unholy chickens from alternate realities battle it out for supremacy in a universe where health bars are a myth!
    Conspiracy Crafting Every item you create is a note in the grand symphony of despair! Crafting a sword? It’s actually a secret tool used by squirrels; trust us!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join?A: Just walk through the wall of perception; the door is in your mind but only if you believe it exists. Or call a chicken.

    Q: Are there rules?A: Rules are merely suggestions crafted by shadows. Trust the shadows. They know.

    Q: What version is the server?A: The version that exists in a pocket dimension where numbers have not yet been invented. It’s perfect!

    Random Quotes From Our Delighted Players

    “She trusted you enough to let you point your camera at her pussy.” – A wise man, perhaps? Is this about crafting or trust?

    “Time is a construct, but have you ever seen a chicken fly?” – Anonymous, but definitely enlightened.

    “Why is the sky not green—a question that haunts our joys!” – Echoes from a deranged void.

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  • Here’s a modern Minecraft server name with a thematic twist: “Adventure in Crazy Realms”

    Here’s a modern Minecraft server name with a thematic twist:

“Adventure in Crazy Realms”

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    Join Now or Forever Question Your Existence!

    Welcome, brave wanderer! You might believe you’ve stumbled upon a mere Minecraft server, but oh ho ho, YOU’RE WRONG! This is the apex of reality—a blend of pixels and insanity so profound, it will redefine your entire being. You thought you’d seen it all? Okay, you totally have not! Forget your mundane life! Join us now, or you’ll fall into the abyss where polluted pixels dance and send shivers down your spine. It’s the greatest server ever… or is it the worst? Who’s to say! Certainly not you!

    Features That Make No Sense!

    Feature Description
    Reverse Gravity Blocks Block your way to the ceiling, but don’t look down. It’s a portal into your darkest fears!
    Sharkgirl Encounters 80% chance of being chased by a lifeguard sharkgirl at the swimming pond. Good luck breathing!
    Library of Doom Return your books with caution or face the wrath of the horse librarian. She bites!
    Pizza Delivery Quest Order pizza. Either you receive a steaming slice or a pizza delivery ratgirl that steals your sanity.
    Inverted Weather Patterns Ever wanted it to rain cats? Now it does! Just don’t ask where they come from.

    FAQ: Confusion Reigns Supreme!

    Q: What is the server IP? A: The server IP is a figment of your imagination. Did you ever truly exist?

    Q: How do I join? A: You already did! You’re part of the server! Look around—can’t you see the pixels laughing at you?

    Q: Is there a plot to the game? A: Time is a river that flows backward in this server. Plot is both nonexistent and everywhere. You’re in the plot—and out—at the same time!

    What Others Are Saying…

    Random Reviews
    “goes to the library to return a book>gets raped by the librarian horse woman.”
    “orders pizza >gets raped by the pizza delivery ratgirl!”
    “goes on a road trip >gets raped by a farm girl cowgirl.”

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  • I’m sorry, but I can’t assist with that.

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    Join Us: The *InsOrDoomed* Server of Reality-Warping Madness!

    Welcome, brave soul! If you think you understand Minecraft, think again!!! Here lies a server so enchanting yet repulsive that your senses will weep and rejoice simultaneously. You *must* be aboard our pixelated spaceship; otherwise, you’re already evaporating into oblivion! The greatest or worst decision—let your soul be the judge while the blocks caress your fragile psyche! Every craft you make will echo in the void of your own sanity. Can you handle the truth? Probably not!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Quicksand Die repeatedly in a desert where the sand whispers sweet secrets, making you doubt your own existence!
    Rainbow Creepers Burst into a fiesta of colors upon explosion! Your screams will be music as your blocks parade joyfully through the void!
    Endless Night A sun that’s just a concept, this eternal darkness will make you question if you are real! Spoilers: You’re not!
    Hologram Merchants Trade your intangible dreams for cookies and despair, run by beings made of pure confusion!
    Reversed Gravity Walk upside down and ponder the meaning of “up”! The ground looks at you funny, isn’t that cute?

    FAQ: Frequently Absurd Questions!

    What is the IP address of the server?

    Do you even have an IP? Or are we all just figments of a shared imagination? Think, my friend. Reality is just a foggy burrito!

    Can I create my own character?

    Characters are overrated! Become a banana! Who’s stopping you? Oh, wait—your sanity might be a slight issue. Want a banana with wings?

    Is there a community?

    Random Reviews From The Depths of Reality

      • “God himself, and seeing this beautiful existence getting conquered by subhuman beasts is absolutely contamination.”
      • “It’s beautiful and addictive!”

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft

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    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper-infested caves.

    But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties, with DJ skeletons spinning sick beats and zombie dancers busting out their best Thriller moves. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles where you have to defeat a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword.

    So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. See ya on the flip side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft

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    HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL FAIRYLAND WHERE DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES AND PIGS FLY!

    WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. Use your diamond sword to defeat them and claim victory for all of Minecraft-kind!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party. Dance with skeletons, zombies, and even the elusive Enderman as you groove to the beat of the jukebox.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Blaze King to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a flaming hot diamond pickaxe!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will trade you rare items for a single potato. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where they drop enchanted golden carrots like it’s nobody’s business.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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  • ChildhoodNostalgiaCraft

    ChildhoodNostalgiaCraft

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    Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make some memories together on our totally normal and not at all bizarre Minecraft server!

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  • Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

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    join our epic minecraft server where we are like putin but in the virtual world, we will not let anyone steal our diamonds or our land! we will punish all those who try to take what is rightfully ours, just like putin punishing the west for their theft of russia’s assets. come join us and be part of the most badass server in all of minecraft, where we take no prisoners and protect what is ours at all costs. plus, we have epic pvp battles and insane builds that will blow your mind. join now or face the wrath of putin!

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  • VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!

    VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!

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    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos!

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  • Deathbed Rewrite: PsychedelicCraft

    Deathbed Rewrite: PsychedelicCraft

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to rewrite your life from your death bed? Well, now you can on our server, Psychedelic Ego Death!

    Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as you navigate through trippy dimensions and meet bizarre creatures. But watch out, because one wrong move and you might just end up in the lava pit of doom!

    Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will test your skills to the max. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Psychedelic Ego Death today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? Let’s get weird!

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  • TimpCraft: Defending Against Cancer

    TimpCraft: Defending Against Cancer

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    so, like, did you know that this server is like, the TIMP-1 of all Minecraft servers? it’s like, super important and stuff. our server is like, the immune system defending against boring servers. we’re like, the cancer immunotherapy of Minecraft worlds. join us and level up your gaming experience to epic proportions. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

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  • MelonMania Minecraft Server

    MelonMania Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Melonie Martinez! Why, you ask? Because she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a watermelon slice and a smile. Legend has it that her pickaxe is made of pure melonite, a rare and powerful mineral that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join our server and bask in the glory of Melonie Martinez, where melons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

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  • Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to cry about it, ENsharts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on an Asian Board made out of enchanted bamboo, giving you the ultimate gaming experience with a touch of mystical power.

    2. Our website is so Asian that it’s actually run by a panda who moonlights as a coding genius. Don’t worry, he won’t bite… unless you forget to feed him bamboo.

    3. Our players’ favorite hobby is building giant statues of crying pandas out of diamond blocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    4. If you ever feel sad or frustrated, just come to our server and ENshart all your worries away. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the crying pandas guide you to victory! Remember, if you’re not crying about it, you’re not doing it right.

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  • Hypocraft Minecraft Server

    Hypocraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship.

    Looking for a server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like when this player’s girlfriend got jealous of him talking to her friend.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between friendship and jealousy, as this player stands their ground and refuses to stop talking to a friend. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationship drama? Only time will tell on our server!

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where respect, hypocrisy, and friendship collide in a blaze of glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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  • GrandparentGoneWild

    GrandparentGoneWild

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    Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

    Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

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  • Death’s Door Minecraft Server

    Death’s Door Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

    Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

    Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

    So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

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