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EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8946
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Animals Bred:	125
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ores Mined:	1748	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	141	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!