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SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mines Excavated:	4027
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crops Grown:	7915
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	5228	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6073	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	463209
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3520
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	326	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Votes:	9135	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!