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Miner Metro: Where questing is just a pipe dream! Come get enchanted with towny and pyro plugins, all while dodging those pesky creepers

Armorstand editor, Artmap, Biome locators, Brewery, Chest Shops, chunk hoppers, compressors, CREEPERS, custom crafting, Custom redstone mechanics, dodging, dream, Dynamic view distance, Enchanted, Invisible item frames, metro, miner, Ore block elevators, permanent potion effects, pesky, pipe, pipes, Player Warps, Plugins, Pyro, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Questing, Randomized spawners, smp, toggleable PVP, Tons of other gameplay tweaks, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Void Armor Forged:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Miner Metro Minecraft Server

Overview:

Miner Metro is a Minecraft server with years of experience, featuring tons of quests and custom features like Pipes, Ore block elevators, Custom redstone mechanics, and more. Join our active community with weekly events and competitions!

Server Information:

Website	https://minermetro.fun
Server IP	play.minermetro.fun

Custom Features:

Feature	Description
Pipes	An alternative to hoppers
Ore block elevators	Custom redstone mechanics for easier building and automation
Chunk hoppers	Custom crafting and furnace recipes

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.minermetro.fun in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, our community is active on Discord. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/H7FUHmr9Vf

Steel Realm VS Hypixel

Adventure, Adventure Map, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, creativity, Development, Earth, Economy, Environments, Exploration, Factions, Glory, Journey, Land, Mighty, minecraft server, multiplayer, Raiding, Realm, Skills, Survival, virtual worlds

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchantments Applied:	271	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Hypixel	Steel Realm
Large Economy	Explores the untouched possibilities of Minecraft
Variety of game modes	Unique custom features
Established player base	Small community for a more personal experience

FAQ:

1. What makes Hypixel stand out from Steel Realm?

Hypixel has a large established player base, offering a wide variety of game modes and a thriving economy. On the other hand, Steel Realm focuses on exploring unique custom features and providing a smaller community for a more personal experience.

2. What are the main differences in terms of gameplay between Hypixel and Steel Realm?

Hypixel offers a diverse range of game modes and activities, catering to different preferences and playstyles. Meanwhile, Steel Realm focuses on creating an immersive and unique experience by delving into unexplored possibilities within Minecraft.

3. Which server is more suitable for players looking for a thriving economy and competitive gameplay?

Hypixel would be the preferred choice for players seeking a thriving economy and competitive gameplay due to its large player base and established systems. Steel Realm, on the other hand, offers a more experimental and personalized approach to gameplay.

BoomerCraft: Find a Better Boomer, You Ask? LOL

#youtube, baby boomer, better boomer, boomer, BoomerCraft, comedy, commentary, critique, Entertainment, Find, funny, generation gap, humor, internet, lol, millennial, online content, popular culture, reaction, social media, Technology, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	823913	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old boomers in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most epic boomers you’ll ever encounter! These boomers can build a house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe” and they’ll even throw a party in the Nether! Join our server and witness the legendary boomer battles where they fight over who has the best enchanted armor. Don’t miss out on the boomer madness, join now!

Crafty Memes and Creepers: Where /pol/ Weirdos Unite

antisemitism, Communication, community dynamics, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, discrimination, Global, international relations, internet culture, Jews, memes, online behavior, online forums, Perception, POL, Politics, prejudice, social media, social perception, societal norms, Stereotypes, unite, Weirdo, weirdos

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge a giant diamond-encrusted potato to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

𝚃𝙴𝙸𝙰 – Dungey / magic / survival 1.16-1.20.4 Minecraft server

ADMIN, Auction, Battles, Builder, Buildings, creativity, Currency, dungey, Economy, Fly, generation, Improvement, listening to players, Magic, Rewards, shoot, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Version 1.20+

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Emeralds Found:	936	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

IP – mc.teia.su

Version: 1.16-1.20.4

• Here you will NOT find: imbalances of clothes, creative items that break the economy,

admin banning due to “.!.” and everything like that

But here is everything that will diversify your game:

• In creativity it is impossible to give or take things, only build for those who love it

• Magic! You can shoot, fly, teleport and much more

• Dungey! A world with a bunch of castles and other buildings. Battles and special rewards await you

• There is also regular survival with a new, magical generation on version 1.20

• There are beautiful buildings

• Auction – you can trade with other players

• Buyer – you can sell him certain items

• Works – earning game currency for various actions (for example, digging in a mine)

• The server is constantly improving, admins listen to players

mc.teia.su

TFMC: The Fantastically Mediocre Server where you can pretend to be someone else! Now with a whitelist!

Agriculturist, alchemist, Arcane, Discord, Engineer, fantastically, fletcher, Justice, mediocre, Minecraft, miner, Mysticism, PRETEND, Realm, Roleplay, Season, Server, Smithing, TFMC, Trailer, Villain, Wars, Whitelist, Woodcutter

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

TFMC Server Overview

Features	Description
Minecraft Roleplay	Forge your path as a master Smith, Fletcher, Miner, Woodcutter, Agriculturist, or Engineer
Custom Resource Pack	Immerse in our unique resource pack for a customized experience
Over 60 Magic Spells	Harness powerful magic to aid you on your adventures
Player-Based Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players in a dynamic economy
Exclusive Events	Participate in special events that shape the world around you

FAQ

Q: How do I join the TFMC Realm?

A: You can join our Discord server at discord.gg/tfmc to get started.

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The server focuses on medieval fantasy roleplay, where players can choose various professions and engage in immersive storytelling.

Q: Are there any custom features in the server?

A: Yes, the server has a custom resource pack, over 60 magic spells, and a player-based economy for a unique gameplay experience.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: Exclusive events are regularly scheduled to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players.

Q: Can I collaborate with other players on the server?

A: Yes, the server encourages players to forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as they collectively shape the realm’s destiny.

Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

Chaos, Corruption, Country, Crafty, Crisis, Despair, Disaster, Dysfunction, Economy, Edition, Failure, fucked, Government, hopelessness, Incompetence, INEQUALITY, instability, leadership, Politics, society, TURMOIL, Unrest

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.

On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.

Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ores Mined:	2027
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2453
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of getting distracted by your cute clock wife’s mesmerizing tits while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have implemented a revolutionary anti-clock-wife-tit-distracting technology! Join us now and never worry about accidentally staring at your clock wife’s assets again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, poultry-packed battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, our server is literally piggybacking its way through the Minecraft universe, soaring through the skies and leaving a trail of bacon-scented awesomeness in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience unlike any other, where clock wives, chicken armies, and flying pigs come together in a whirlwind of chaos and hilarity!

2TMC: The Grandma Edition – No Gremlins Allowed and No Yelling After 9 PM Syrup Available

2TMC, AFKDisplay, Allowed, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, coal to black dye, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks 3×3, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, durability ping, Edition, Fast Leaf Decay, Grandma, Graves, gremlins, Semi Vanilla, Syrup, Yelling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	1600
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Server Name	2TMC (21+ Minecraft Community)
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Emphasis	Friendly community with a bit of chaos
Server Location	North America
Discord Requirement	Yes, along with a microphone

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the description.

Q: What mods/data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses a variety of data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. You can find the full list in the description above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules that all players must adhere to. These rules include being respectful, no griefing, stealing, or cheating, chat in English only, no hacking or hacked clients, and more. Please refer to the Server Rules section above for the complete list of rules.

Q: Can I do pranks on the server?

A: Non-destructive pranks are allowed on the server, similar to the style of pranks seen on Hermitcraft.

Q: Is the server friendly to content creators (YouTubers/Streamers)?

A: Yes, the server is youtuber/streamer friendly. If you love playing Minecraft and creating content, this server welcomes you.

Q: Are players from all around the world accepted on the server?

A: Yes, while the server is based in North America, players from all around the world are welcomed to join.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: The server is a 21+ community, so all players must be 21 years or older to join.

IdolCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

#youtube, Archive, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, CREEPERS, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, Idol, idol corp general, idol Friends, IdolCraft, jidf, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, merch, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Prism, real, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, schedules, Shabel Tonya, Stars, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, twitter, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Website, yuko yurei

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where our virtual idols are taking over the virtual world! Join us for epic adventures with Kattarina Qutie, Nikki Rei, Yuko Yurei, Juna Unagi, Rin Penrose, Fuyo Cloverfield, Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, Coni Confetti, Meica05, Koa Akugaki, Ruby Runeheart, Lalabell Lullaby, Taiga Toragami, Enya Ignis, Chikafuji Lisa, and Shabel Tonya!