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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3077 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 4526 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4799 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!