I’m greedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBabyBroZone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	7997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	8712	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	5075	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	584056
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Magic Items Found:	1347	Buildings Constructed:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	1189
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	476

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.

OwlHouseCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Archive, Dana Terrace, Diary, Disney, Goddess Eda, Hot Topic, Hunter, instagram, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, Minecraft, observations, OwlHouseCraft, Palisman, Q&A, Rebecca Rose, Server, shorts, Soundtrack Playlist, The Mystery Shack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA Interview

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the whimsical world of Goddess Eda Edition, where Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and Lilith’s letter is rumored to grant you three wishes (but only if you can decipher her cryptic handwriting).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Hunter’s Palisman observations and discover the secret language of the creatures that roam our server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Disney+ corner where you can binge-watch The Owl House series and immerse yourself in the fantastical realm of witches and demons.

Need a break from all the magic? Check out Dana’s Twitter for some hilarious behind-the-scenes antics and her Instagram for exclusive sneak peeks. And don’t forget to join Dana’s Tumblr for daily doses of creativity and inspiration.

Still not convinced? How about a one-on-one interview with Rebecca Rose or a virtual hangout with the voice actors themselves? And if you’re in the mood for some epic tunes, we’ve got The Owl House’s soundtrack playlist on repeat.

Gear up in style with our official TOH merch from Hot Topic and Amazon, or snag some exclusive goodies from TheMysteryShack. And for the ultimate fan experience, don’t miss out on Dana and VA’s QA sessions where you can ask all your burning questions about the show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to get lost in the enchanted forest or accidentally summon a demon while you’re at it. Happy crafting!

Step-Granny’s Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, childhood memories, college, Communication, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, graduation speech, grandparenting, high school graduation, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, postgrad degree, relationships, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter rivalry, StepGrannys, stepmother, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9524	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Potions Brewed:	75	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world!

Become the ultimate step-grandparent and raise virtual babies while dealing with stepdaughters who accuse you of stealing their parental thunder. Watch as your virtual grandchild gives a heartwarming speech about how you were their favorite storyteller, leaving their actual parent feeling left out and jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of competing with your stepdaughter for the love and affection of your virtual grandchild. Will you come out on top as the ultimate virtual parent figure, or will your stepdaughter steal the spotlight?

Join our server now and dive into the wild world of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have stepfamily dynamics to navigate?

SocialCraft: No Credit, All Fun!

adoption, bio siblings, bitter, bullying, Credit, custody, Emotional Abuse, former social worker, foster family, foster homes, foster kid, Fun, half siblings, hateful, legal ties, nuance, reunification, social worker, socialcraft, success case, Trauma, verbal abuse, Villain

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6490	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a loving foster family that will adopt you and give you the support you need to thrive.

Forget about your former social worker and half siblings, they don’t stand a chance against the power of our blocky world. Build your dream home, explore endless possibilities, and make new friends who actually care about you.

Join now and leave all the bitterness and hate behind! Who needs nuance when you have a pixelated wonderland waiting for you? Don’t let anyone tell you how to write your story, become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure today! #BlockyParadise #NoMoreDrama #MinecraftFamily

InstaDeath Minecraft Server

danger, deadly, deadly surprises, deadly toxins, death, Fatal, fatal consequences, fatal risks, fatal substances, hazardous, hidden dangers, InstaDeath, Lethal, lethal hazards, Minecraft, quick death, quick fatalities, rapid demise, Server, silent killer, stealthy killers, unexpected, unsuspecting dangers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8897	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense, even the grass can be deadly. One wrong step and you could be toast faster than you can say “Creeper”. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your demise and respawn you back to try again. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (literally), join us now and see if you can survive the deadliest Minecraft world out there!