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Mystic Paradis

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranking, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	163	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

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Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

active members, Armor stand arms, banana, Contact, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fight, Fun Events, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, lower 20s, mobs, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Playerheads, rules, sandwich, sandwiches, smp, Throwing, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, wide range

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7651
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

academic pressure, academic stress, Calculator, college struggles, coping mechanisms, Crafty, CS degree, day drinking, end up day drinking, feeling overwhelmed, math frustration, math problems, mental health, Minecraft, procrastination, questioning choices, regretting CS degree, seeking help, self-doubt, Server, stress relief, struggling with math, Time management, try to do math

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

age, Age gap parents, age gap relationships, family dynamics, family dynamics revealed, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, family secrets confessed, family secrets exposed, family secrets revealed, family secrets uncovered, gap, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, parental age difference, parents, smp, teenage parents, teenage pregnancy, unconventional family dynamics, unconventional family structure, unconventional parenting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	New Chunks Explored:	131542
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

book blog, book community, book discussion, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, book sequel, book series, bookish, bookish discussions, bookish tags, BookSequelCraft, bookworm, Character development, Continues, fan theories, Fiction, Literature, novel, plot continuation, Quest, reading, storytelling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Potions Brewed:	146	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

alzheimer’s, anti-aging, BOOSTING, boosting agent, brain disorders, brain health, cellular health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, energy production, Fun, Longevity, Memory Loss, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, nad, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, nicotinamide mononucleotide, Oxidative Stress, stress response

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Towns Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

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mc.andesshell.ru

Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8862
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Emeralds Found:	265	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.