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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7117 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!