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CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

196255950, Adventure, American, Canada, Crafty, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, mexico, north, previous, salted peanut, Usa

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

A, b.., Boomers, Dinner, Epstein Island, goy, Hero, Jews, KiwiCraft, lolz, m+, new zealand, NZ Police, NZG, O edition, POL, R A M B O, RAM, roast pumpkin, trial, Twizel salmon, Vaxxed, Zogbots

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Crafty Harem Adventures

Adventures, alt outfits, Beta, Breakup, college life, confidence boost, coom, covid isolation, Crafty, emotional connection, family problems, harem, harem anime, highschool crush, Jealousy, Lockdown, nudes, perfect man, physical contact, pillow fights, professional athlete, sexual tension, threesome porn

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9124
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

> So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

> Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

> Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

> But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

Access, ANONYMOUS, Availability, Bookworms, CONTENT, Digital, geo-blocked, Help, location, Manga, manga access, manga app, manga platform, manga reader, manga site, Minecraft, ONLINE, query, question.., reading, region locked, Restricted, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Animals Bred:	63

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

BUILD, Commute, Development, efficiency, Elon, Engineering, Fast, Faster, futuristic, Futuristic technology, futuristic transportation, GROUNDBREAKING, high-speed travel, high-tech, Hyperloop, HyperloopCraft, Infrastructure, innovation, Musk, progress, rapid transit, speed of light, Transportation, travel, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

art, BELIEF, blacked, Censorship, controversy, culture, depiction, faces, FAITH, iconography, image, Interpretation, Islamic, lolz, Minecraft, Mohammed, pixelated, Places, Prophet, Religion, Religious, representation, Sacred, ShiA, taboo, tradition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!