| Players: |
99/700 |
Uptime: |
98% |
| Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: |
0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: |
2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
18 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: |
2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
15 |
| Love Letters Sent: |
8 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: |
1335 |
Enchantments Applied: |
238 |
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