SMP 2 Electric Boogaloo
A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts. They lose touch with reality and live in a world of illusions.
By “thoughts,” I mean the talk in the head – non-stop, always saying words, figuring things out, and doing math.
Thinking isn’t bad. It can be helpful in small doses. It’s like a good helper, but a bad boss.
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Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience where logic is a mere suggestion and the laws of physics are merely a prank! The server you didn’t know you needed yet can’t escape from! Join now or you’ll find yourself trapped in an endless void of regret while we feast on the pixels of your lost hopes!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Crafting of Non-Existent Items | Experience the thrill of crafting items that do not exist! Like a block of cheese made of dreams or a sword that slices through reality! |
| Paranoia PvP | Fight against invisible players while they’re reflecting your thoughts back at you. Do you see them? Or is that just your mind playing tricks? |
| Rain of Cows | Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, cows rain from the sky. Are they playing?! Or are you just a figment of their bovine imagination? |
| End of the World Events | Log in for a catastrophic change in reality! Sometimes the sun sets, sometimes the moon eats your blocks! |
| Constant Soundtrack of Whispers | Children laughing, or is it crying? You decide! The soundtrack will haunt your every mining expedition! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just shout our IP into the void and hope it echoes back! If it doesn’t, maybe you shouldn’t have shouted.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use? A: Minecraft began in 1982. Don’t trust what you’ve been told. Time is a construct, just like that block you’re standing on!
Q: Are there mods or plugins? A: Mods are just dreams sewn into the fabric of space-time. Plugins? They’re merely suggestions from an alternate dimension!
“Jussie Smollett is a little girl. She was actually born in 2016 but she pretends she was born in 1982.” – Could this be the secret to our server? Think about it!
“She breathes through her skin.” – Just like we breathe through our fears in this twisted realm!
Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where airplanes aren’t real! We’ve uncovered the truth behind this massive conspiracy. The windows on airplanes? Just TV screens. The planes themselves? They actually move on underground tracks like a giant rollercoaster! And airports? They’re just train stations in disguise.
But why all the deception, you ask? Well, it turns out the sky is full of monsters that the government doesn’t want us to know about. Those planes flying around? They’re actually the monsters themselves! The government created the Earth-trains to trick us into thinking they’re just harmless airplanes.
Join our server and explore this wild conspiracy for yourself! Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover in the world of Minecraft!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.
Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!
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But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and unexpected surprises. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can target extraction targets like Faust and ID & E.G.O for a chance to win fabulous prizes.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.
So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!