SMP 2 Electric Boogaloo
A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts. They lose touch with reality and live in a world of illusions.
By “thoughts,” I mean the talk in the head – non-stop, always saying words, figuring things out, and doing math.
Thinking isn’t bad. It can be helpful in small doses. It’s like a good helper, but a bad boss.
51.222.147.232:25613
Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience where logic is a mere suggestion and the laws of physics are merely a prank! The server you didn’t know you needed yet can’t escape from! Join now or you’ll find yourself trapped in an endless void of regret while we feast on the pixels of your lost hopes!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Crafting of Non-Existent Items | Experience the thrill of crafting items that do not exist! Like a block of cheese made of dreams or a sword that slices through reality! |
| Paranoia PvP | Fight against invisible players while they’re reflecting your thoughts back at you. Do you see them? Or is that just your mind playing tricks? |
| Rain of Cows | Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, cows rain from the sky. Are they playing?! Or are you just a figment of their bovine imagination? |
| End of the World Events | Log in for a catastrophic change in reality! Sometimes the sun sets, sometimes the moon eats your blocks! |
| Constant Soundtrack of Whispers | Children laughing, or is it crying? You decide! The soundtrack will haunt your every mining expedition! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just shout our IP into the void and hope it echoes back! If it doesn’t, maybe you shouldn’t have shouted.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use? A: Minecraft began in 1982. Don’t trust what you’ve been told. Time is a construct, just like that block you’re standing on!
Q: Are there mods or plugins? A: Mods are just dreams sewn into the fabric of space-time. Plugins? They’re merely suggestions from an alternate dimension!
“Jussie Smollett is a little girl. She was actually born in 2016 but she pretends she was born in 1982.” – Could this be the secret to our server? Think about it!
“She breathes through her skin.” – Just like we breathe through our fears in this twisted realm!
Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where airplanes aren’t real! We’ve uncovered the truth behind this massive conspiracy. The windows on airplanes? Just TV screens. The planes themselves? They actually move on underground tracks like a giant rollercoaster! And airports? They’re just train stations in disguise.
But why all the deception, you ask? Well, it turns out the sky is full of monsters that the government doesn’t want us to know about. Those planes flying around? They’re actually the monsters themselves! The government created the Earth-trains to trick us into thinking they’re just harmless airplanes.
Join our server and explore this wild conspiracy for yourself! Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover in the world of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of mutant llamas, mine for diamonds in a bottomless pit, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, who will challenge you to a duel for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our totally insane world? Join us today and let the craziness begin!
| Description |
|---|
| Calling this a survival server would be an understatement. Rather this server acts as a way for people to experience power, loss, and greed. Kingdoms are likely to form and with them, so are alliances. Wars can break out, spying can occur and betrayals can happen. |
| Intentions: This server will at its core be built for the players. You are free to build and conquer any area you see fit. Your medieval kingdom can stretch the whole server if time allows. Admins are there to serve the players and their wants. |
| Basic Guidelines: This server is medieval. There is no modern. Nordic, Rustic, etc.. building types are fine but nothing industrial or modern (this also means steampunk). No skyscrapers or car roads. War is not all-out griefing and chaos. When your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom. |
| The world is 4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and more interaction such as trading alliances and possibly, war. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I build modern structures on the server? | No, the server is strictly medieval themed. Only natural material-based structures are allowed. |
| How many players are needed to form a kingdom? | When your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom. |
| Is there a size limit to kingdoms? | No, your medieval kingdom can stretch the whole server if time allows. |
| What happens if the majority of the server wants a change? | There will be a vote to decide on any changes requested by the majority of players. |
Our server is so popular that even the villagers in Minecraft have heard about it and are lining up to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player and always bets his precious dragon eggs on the line.
Join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your opponents and come out on top. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the games begin!
Ever wondered what a sneezy wolf looks like? Or how about summoning a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Our server has it all! From loveless incantations to blood, steel, and ego (Ch. 8 – the ego gets its own character development arc), we’ve got stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for wilderness hearts (Ch. 14 – where the trees have feelings and the rivers tell jokes), a chance connection (spoiler: it’s with a talking pineapple), and tiger milk (it’s exactly what it sounds like, but with a twist).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now and become part of the craziest community of human males and female anthros on the internet!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
| Stability | Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! |
| Zero Pay-To-Win | Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain. |
| Giving Back | Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. |
| Inclusivity | Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. |
| Custom Plugins | Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring. |
| Cross-Platform | Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique! |
| Permanent World | All builds will be kept forever |
| Level-Up System | |
| Pets | |
| Land Claim | |
| McMMO | |
| Strong Economy | |
| Leaderboards | |
| Hard Difficulty | |
| Player-Driven Updates |
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.exeoscraft.com
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU