🔥IllusionCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	266

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Illusioncraft

Community, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, IllusionCraft, Minecraft, Overworld, progress, quality of life, Resource World, Survival, Vanilla, Vein Mining

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Illusioncraft is a vanilla+ Minecraft Survival Server experience! We have a wide variety of Quality of Life features to improve on the vanilla game, but keep it similar. Features include Vein Mining ores, a resource world and tons of crates. Our Overworld never resets to make sure that your progress stays for years to come! We hope to maintain a friendly community. Come explore the server today!

mc.illusioncraft.net

IllusionCraft Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, BIAS, colorism, cultural norms, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Identity, ILLUSION, IllusionCraft, Melanin, Minecraft, Perception, Pigment, Race, Server, Shades, skin color, social construct, societal standards, spectrum, Stereotypes, visual perception

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone has their own unique skin tone! From neon green to hot pink, you’ll never see a dull character again. Join us and stand out from the crowd in the most colorful way possible!

IllusionCraft: Wake Up!

Alternate Reality, awakening, Consciousness, Deception, deep thoughts, discovery, dream, epiphany, existentialism, ILLUSION, IllusionCraft, mind games, mind-bending, Perception, philosophy, questioning reality, Reality, simulation, surreal, Truth, wake, waking up

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3633	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	3179	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

yo yo yo come join dis server where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for everyone. our spawn point is a giant disco ball and our mods are actually unicorns in disguise. if you dont join, the ender dragon will come to your house and steal all your cookies. so come on and join the fun, we promise you wont regret it (unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it but who hates fun and happiness amirite?)

IllusionCraft: Where Genjutsu Gets the Spotlight!

#exciting, Anime, Combat, debilitated, Environment, Fiction, Fight, Genjutsu, ignored, ILLUSION, IllusionCraft, illusionist, Itachi, Monster, Naruto, Ninjutsu, Powers, Resist, Sasuke, save-or-suck, spotlight, Taijutsu

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
New Chunks Explored:	220077	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Genjutsu being ignored in Naruto? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things illusion! Join us for a wild ride where illusion powers are the main event and not just a side show.

Imagine a world where you can turn the environment into a crazy, psychedelic wonderland or transform into a monstrous beast to strike fear into your enemies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of using illusion powers in combat like never before. Who needs Taijutsu and Ninjutsu when you have the power of mind-bending illusions on your side? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the illusions begin!

Noob-Friendly VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventures, Beginner, BUILD, Chill, Community, Cooperative, Craft, Cross-Play, DISCOVER, Economy, Epic, Explore, friendship, Fun, Immersive, Interactive, Journey, Laughter, PvE, Sandbox, Skyblock, supportive, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Comparison of Hypixel and “Noob-Friendly” Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	May experience lag due to high player traffic
Frequent updates and events	Can be competitive and challenging

Noob-Friendly

Pros	Cons
Small and welcoming community	Limited features compared to larger servers
Noob-friendly environment with helpful players	May not have as many game modes or activities
Quality of life add-ons like claims and teleportation	May lack the excitement of larger servers

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel suitable for new players?

While Hypixel has a large player base and offers a wide variety of game modes, it can be overwhelming for new players due to the competitive nature and potential lag issues.

What makes “Noob-Friendly” a good choice for beginners?

“Noob-Friendly” is a semi-vanilla survival server with a small and welcoming community, making it an excellent choice for new players. It offers quality of life add-ons like claims and teleportation, and players are helpful and supportive.

Which server is better for someone looking for a competitive gaming experience?

Hypixel would be the preferred choice for players seeking a competitive gaming experience, as it has a larger player base, more game modes, and frequent updates and events. However, Noob-Friendly may lack the excitement and competitiveness of larger servers.

100DayzClub – Still the OG after a whole year on this Minecraft server!

100 days, 100DayzClub, behind, broken mindset, Evolving, goal-setting, goals not achieved, lack of progress, learning journey., mental barriers, mindset shift, Minecraft, no game, personal growth, same person, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, stagnant, Struggling, talk to master, year

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	116
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time flies by faster than your New Year’s resolutions! Join us and watch as your Minecraft skills evolve faster than you can say “creeper”. Unlike your real life, where you’re seven years behind your graduating year (seriously, what even happened in 2017?), on our server, you’ll be ahead of the game in no time.

With an active community that’s always looking to improve and grow, you’ll never feel stuck in the same old rut again. Say goodbye to your broken mindset and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is where all the cool kids go to talk to their master – you won’t want to miss out on that! So why wait? Join us today and start your journey towards becoming a Minecraft legend!

PokeFusion StoneCritters (We Promise It’s Not Just Rocks) NO Paying to Win

breeding, Community, Discord, Events, EVOLUTIONS, Features, Fun, Gyms, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Mods, Paying, Play, Plugins, PokeClash, PokeFusion, Promise, Raids, rankings, Resources, rocks, Server, StoneCritters, Trading, WIN

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	274	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Here is the data presented in a nicely formatted table using HTML:

IP	cobble.pokeclash.com
Cobblemon Version	1.4.1 Fabric (1.20.1)

Features:

✅ Dex Ranks

✅ Player Markets

✅ Player Warps

✅ Land Claiming

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclash

Mod Packs:

Modrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon
CurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemon
Technic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-official

For more information, you can visit the server and explore the features yourself! Join us for some fun and exciting gameplay!

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: cobble.pokeclash.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everything is accessible to all players without any paywalls.

3. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/pokeclash to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

4. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers various custom features such as custom Pokemon skins, Fakemon, Cobblemounts, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

5. Can I trade Pokemon with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade Pokemon with other players on the server using the GTS (Global Trade System) and through direct trading with other players.

Feel free to explore the server and enjoy your time playing on PokeClash!

KawaiiCraft: Slaying Itachi Mogs Goku in the Ultimate Virtual Showdown – Join Now!

amaterasu, Anime, battle, Clones, Defeat, Fight, goku, Itachi, Join, KawaiiCraft, Manipulation, Martial Arts, Mogs, power, Rivalry, showdown, slaying, SPEED, strategy, strength, Technique, Tsukuyomi, Ultimate, Ultra Instinct, Victory, virtual

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchantments Applied:	212
Dragon Eggs Found:	9075	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Do you want to enter a world where Tsukuyomi happens in a hundredth of a second? Where Goku doesn’t stand a chance because Itachi will burn him to death with Amaterasu while making clones of himself to beat Goku’s ass? 😂

Join us and witness epic battles where Goku is trapped in Tsukuyomi, unable to break free even in his Ultra Instinct form! Can you imagine Itachi being too fast for Goku, not giving him a chance to fight back? It’s hilarious, trust us! 🤣

Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 💥🚀🤪

Pixeloasis

battlepass, Challenges, Competition, dedicated players, experiences, fierce competition, game modes, Giveaways, growing server, New server, Paypal, Perks, Prizes, Rewards, seasonal rewards, Skyblock, store credits, Survival, top players

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	3386
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to PixelOasis.net! We are excited to have you join our new and growing server. Here, you will find a variety of game modes to suit your interests, including Survival, Skyblock, and more. Each game mode offers unique challenges and experiences, so be sure to try them all out.

We believe in rewarding our dedicated players, which is why we offer seasonal rewards for the top 3 players in all game modes. With a total pot of 200$Paypal or 300 store credits to each game mode, the competition is sure to be fierce. Additionally, we hold regular giveaways every week, giving you even more chances to win great prizes.

Also dont forget that there is a battlepass in each gamemode with great perks!

mc.pixeloasis.net:26236

NoodleCraft: Japan Edition 🍜😲

Asian cuisine, broth, comfort food, Comforting, cuisine, cuisine exploration, DELICIOUS, Edition, Food, hot, Japan, Japanese cuisine, japanese food, NoodleCraft, Noodles, noodles in broth, ramen, Savory, soba, Soup, Udon, Warm

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Items Found:	1764
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old soup servers where the broth is as bland as your grandma’s jokes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is serving up some piping hot noodles in broth, Japan style!

Join us and experience the slurpy goodness of delicious ramen noodles swimming in a savory broth that will make your taste buds do the happy dance. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – rumor has it that the secret ingredient in our broth is actually unicorn tears, giving it a magical flavor that will make you question why you ever settled for plain old chicken noodle soup.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous Ramen Ninja, a mysterious figure who roams the virtual streets armed with nothing but a pair of chopsticks and a killer appetite. Dare to challenge him to a noodle eating contest and see if you have what it takes to become the next Ramen Champion.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind (and taste buds) blown by the most epic bowl of noodles in broth, Japan style!

A Minecraft server where even Creepers can get along – Bedrock And Java Friendship 😁 SMP & Discord

Adventure, alliances, bedrock, Civilization, civilization clash, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Epic battles, Exploration, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, gaming experience, History, java, Legacy, Minecraft, Nation building, Resources, Server, smp, strategy, Trade, Wars

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Feature	Description
Dynamic Nations	Establish your own nation and lead it to greatness. Whether you’re a diplomatic genius, a military mastermind, or a cunning strategist, there’s a place for you in our world.
Epic Wars	Engage in thrilling battles for supremacy. Forge alliances with other nations, strategize your attacks, and witness the clash of civilizations like never before.
Player-Driven Economy	Build your empire from the ground up. Control resources, trade with other nations, and shape the economy of the server.
Community	Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion for adventure and exploration. Forge friendships, form alliances, and make memories that will last a lifetime.
Be Part of Something Big	Be among the first to set foot in our world and leave your mark on its history. Your actions will shape the course of events, and your legacy will be remembered for generations to come.

FAQ

Q: When will the Civilization Server be launched?

A: The server is coming soon to Bedrock and Java platforms. Stay tuned for updates and announcements for the official launch date.

Q: How can I join the Civilization Server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/pR9C9muG for more information on how to join and participate in the adventure.

Q: Can I create my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, players can establish their own nations on the server and lead them to greatness. Whether you prefer diplomacy, military strategies, or economic prowess, there’s a place for you to thrive in our world.

Q: Are there epic wars and battles in the Civilization Server?

A: Absolutely! Engage in thrilling battles for supremacy, forge alliances with other nations, and witness epic clashes that will reshape the land and history of the server.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, players have the ability to control resources, trade with other nations, and shape the economy of the server. Build your empire and influence the economic landscape of the world.

Q: What sets the Civilization Server apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Our server offers a unique experience with dynamic nations, epic wars, and a player-driven economy. Join a community of adventurers, be part of something big, and embark on a journey that will define your legacy in the world.

Back2Blocks: The Return!

Back2Blocks, RETURN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8957
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	243
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers have dance-offs with skeletons. It’s gonna be like nothing has ever happened before in the history of blocky worlds!

Explore our custom-built spawn area that looks like a giant chicken nugget, complete with a secret sauce fountain for all your dipping needs.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, now you can on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Just don’t get too close, or it might peck your eyeballs out.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, it’s gonna be like nothing has ever happened…and that’s a good thing!

TrekCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Artmap, Community, Custombosses, Drama-free, Economy, Enhancements, Events, family, Friendlystaff, Fun, Jobs, Longevity, LWC, MCMMO, PlayerStaff, Plugins, PvE, Survival, Towny, trustworthy, WeeklyEvents

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Hypixel VS TrekCraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Lots of competition and crowded
Wide variety of minigames	May feel overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and events	Potential lag due to high player count

TrekCraft

Pros	Cons
Committed Towny/Survival server	Smaller player base
Extra plugins for enhanced experience	Limited minigames and content compared to Hypixel
Welcoming community with events	Potentially less frequent updates

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.

Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014

CraftyClash: The Ultimate Showdown of Minecraft vs Fortnite – pick your side! #gameon #buildbeatbattle

Analysis, better game, buildbeatbattle, comparison, CraftyClash, critique, Evaluation, fortnite, game analysis, game comparison, game critique, game evaluation, game ranking, game rating, game review, GameOn, Gaming, Minecraft, Objective, objective assessment, opinion, Pick, review, showdown, Side, top choice, top game, top game title, Ultimate

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2615	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dimension Hops:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute best in the universe! Why should you join, you may ask? Well, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and pigs that can do the Macarena. Not to mention, our Creepers have been trained in the art of interpretive dance. Oh, and did we mention that our Ender Dragon doubles as a professional opera singer? That’s right, folks. So come join us on our server and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, no shitposting allowed – unless it involves a llama wearing sunglasses.