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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

695884685, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, banana, blocky, Book, crime, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Literature, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with a rubber chicken sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball helmet that grants you unlimited dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

amazing, China, ChinEase, Chinese, Chinese achievements, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese civilization, Chinese cuisine, Chinese culture appreciation, Chinese customs, chinese heritage, Chinese History, Chinese inventions, chinese language, Chinese people, Chinese society, chinese technology, culture, Minecraft, smp, Traditions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Dragon Eggs Found:	7452
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Eclipsya

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

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A unique Survivable server with a fun gaming experience, a balanced economy system, and special and challenging events. A warm and supportive community and dedicated staff are waiting for you to make every moment unforgettable. Enter now and start your adventure!

Eclipsya.reviverealm.net

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ios, killer wife, Minecraft, Missilis, Mission Pass, new players, nikg, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Salamin, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9399
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!