illojuan minus thirteen dented head Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Expert+ Hardcore Difficulty Server: Where even the Creepers need a down vest!

Active Playerbase, Community, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Difficulty, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Expert, Factions, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Hardcore, Mature Players, Minigames, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Server, Upgrades, Vanilla, vest

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	This Java server offers a spin on vanilla Minecraft with plugins that increase mobs’ damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, and more.
Pay to Win	The server is not pay to win, but offers options to support the server through purchasable ranks and other cosmetics.
Community	Come join the community today at https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, the server is not pay to win, but offers options for supporting the server through purchases.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	The server offers increased mobs’ damage, removes the vanilla enchantment cap, introduces new magic weapons and vehicles, and more.
How can I support the server?	You can support the server by purchasing ranks and other cosmetics.
Where can I join the server community?	You can join the community at https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW

Girl Gang Minecraft Server

Bonding, boyfriends, Communication, Companionship, emotional connections, female friendships, Friends, friendship, Gang, gender differences, girl, Girls, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, Loneliness, male friendships, Minecraft, Psychology, relationships, Server, social circles, social dynamics, societal norms, support system

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3002	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Tired of being a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and never feel alone again! Our server is like a virtual dating app for players, where you can find your perfect Minecraft match and build a blocky empire together. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole squad of pixelated pals to conquer the virtual world with? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness – and hello to epic adventures and endless fun!

BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain health, brain injury, brain recovery, brain trauma, BrainFartCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, emotional impact, fat, Lazy, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, neurological damage, physical health, physical therapy, Recovery, Rehabilitation, Server, TBI, traumatic brain injury, weight gain

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	128	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	New Chunks Explored:	473586
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former professional wrestler who suffered a TBI (Total Badass Injury) that made him fat and lazy. But don’t worry, his lack of physical prowess is more than made up for by his incredible Minecraft skills.

Join our server for the chance to battle against a team of mutant chickens who have taken over the land. These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of their beaks and can fly at supersonic speeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.

BrotherlyCraft – Noob Nephew Edition

anger management, blended family, BrotherlyCraft, Communication Issues, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, father-son relationship, nephew, noob, parenting, relationship history, Resentment, sibling relationships, stepfamily, stepmother, teenage rebellion, understanding teenagers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your brother’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where family drama is taken to a whole new level!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from step-siblings who refuse to acknowledge each other to parents who can’t stop getting married and divorced. And let’s not forget the newest addition to the family, a baby that no one asked for!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to survive the drama and come out on top? Or will you end up grounded like poor Jamie for not treating your virtual family like real family?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just remember, family drama is not for the faint of heart – but it sure makes for a hilarious Minecraft adventure!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre incident, CreeperCraze, Curious, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Server, strange, strange occurrence, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual event, weird, Witness, work, work environment, work story, Workplace

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	122	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Have you ever seen a creeper try to negotiate a salary raise with the server admin? Or watched a group of skeletons break out into a dance party instead of attacking players? Well, get ready for even more wacky shenanigans on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next? So come on, hop on board and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

BlockyAddiction

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, BlockyAddiction, childhood memories, classic, Comforting, Enduring, favorite game, forever game, Gaming, go-to game, never gets old, Nostalgia, old faithful, perennial favorite, Reliable, replay value, Timeless, top choice, video games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	6742
Love Letters Sent:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit? We’ve got you covered. How about building a house out of giant marshmallows that shoot lasers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyGermanMC Server

alliance support, budget cuts, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanMC, defense spending, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, nato, political decisions, Server, strategic partnerships, Trump White House, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we halve military aid for zombies but double the fun! forget about trump’s white house drama, we got creepers blowing up left and right and skeletons shooting arrows like there’s no tomorrow. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join us if you dare, but be warned, the only thing crazier than our mobs is our players!

RiverSwimCraft

Bacteria, concerns, Dip, E.coli, Environmental, France, games, Infrastructure, Mayor, Paris, Pollution, public health, recreational, river, RiverSwimCraft, Safety, seine, Summer, swimming pool, Urban planning, water quality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mines Excavated:	2811	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!

we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!

AmnesiaCraft

AmnesiaCraft, anesthesia, anesthesia awareness, anesthesia complications, anesthesia effects, anesthesia experience, anesthesia risks, anesthesia safety, anesthesia side effects, Consciousness, fear, forgetfulness, Medical, medical procedures, Memory Loss, Pain, patient experience, post-anesthesia, surgery, surgery complications, Trauma

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	816
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Emeralds Found:	5857	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

so like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. like, you’re mining for diamonds and all of a sudden, a talking chicken comes up to you and asks for directions to the nearest village. it’s wild, man.

and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ShroomCraft: Neural Network Reset

altered states, Brain, brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, brain regions, brain research, cognitive function, communication pathways, Consciousness, hallucinogens, mental health, Network, neural, neural connections, neural networks, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, psilocybin, psychedelic drug, psychedelics, Reset, ShroomCraft, SHROOMS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes u feel like ur brain is on shrooms? well, do we have the server for u! our server is so trippy, it resets ur neural networks like u wouldn’t believe. psilocybin ain’t got nothin on us!

imagine mining for diamonds while ur brain is making changes that last for weeks. u’ll be building epic structures while the communication pathways in ur brain are connecting like never before. it’s like ur in a whole new dimension, man.

join our server for the ultimate mind-bending experience. who needs drugs when u can play minecraft on our server? come see for urself and prepare to have ur mind blown.