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illogical language Minecraft Servers

  • Block Logic Gaming

    Block Logic Gaming
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1064
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Crops Grown: 7309
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make as much sense as a fish riding a bicycle? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (in a good way, not like that one time with the creeper explosion).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll unlock unlimited XP and the ability to ride a llama into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with Steve’s face instead). And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava (good luck with that).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrootTime server Minecraft

    BrootTime server Minecraft
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 6108
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    ? Welcome to the Minecraft BrootTime server! ?Are you looking for a unique Minecraft experience? Then you definitely need to check out BrootTime! Our team has created the perfect place for players, where everyone will find something special.? What makes us different?

    Unique Gameplay: Experience our special game modes that make every session unique. Join in exciting PvP battles!Friendly Community: We have an atmosphere of friendship and cooperation! Meet like-minded people, participate in joint projects and create unforgettable memories.Regular events and competitions: Every month we hold exciting tournaments, competitions for the best buildings and other exciting events! Win prizes and get recognition!Donation system without Pay-to-Win: Support the server and get unique useful things, but our players can enjoy the gameplay without having to spend money.Support and stability: We are always in touch! Our team of moderators guarantees safety and a comfortable time on the server. Play without lags and technical glitches!? Join us! ?Create your own world, compete with other players and enjoy everything we have to offer. Visit BrootTime and become part of our wonderful community!? We are waiting for you! Don’t miss the chance to become part of BrootTime!

    mc.BrootTime.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

    Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 8005
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Villages Defended: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2416 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the 90’s Christmas vibes to the virtual world of Chicago! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Santa Claus himself is a regular player on our server, and he gives out diamond gifts to all the good little miners out there. Rumor has it he even rides a sleigh pulled by creepers!

    2. Our spawn point is a giant snow globe filled with magical snow that gives you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like walking in a winter wonderland on steroids!

    3. The Grinch occasionally tries to sabotage our server by stealing all the diamonds, but don’t worry, our players always team up to defeat him and save Christmas. It’s like a holiday-themed action movie, but in block form!

    4. We have a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a gang of mischievous elves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come join us on our 90’s Christmas Chicago server, where the holiday spirit is always alive and the adventures are never-ending! Let’s make Minecraft merry again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

    Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 7443
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5592 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mines Excavated: 2338
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have thicc robotic/cybernetic women models, TTS voices, and mysterious purple neon lights!

    But that’s not all – have you ever seen Zentreya and Zone stream at the same time? Coincidence? I think not! Rumor has it they are actually the same person, just living double lives in the Minecraft world.

    And let’s not forget about the Vshojo connection – Zone would be a perfect fit for the group, don’t you think? So come join us for some outrageous fun, crazy theories, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in our wacky Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

    Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5039
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Emeralds Found: 7689
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

    So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

    > Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 5267
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Villages Defended: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

    3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7345
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Animals Bred: 161
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

    What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 236
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1193 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Ores Mined: 1105 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tiny-MC.org

    Tiny-MC.org
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1392
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

    tiny-mc.org

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

    M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 5218
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2047 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Crops Grown: 2259
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

    Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 3781
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

    So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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