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RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

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Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.
Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

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CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

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So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

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MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old movies on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to watch a movie again because our server is like a never-ending blockbuster film!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the cows and pigs. Next thing you know, there’s a full-blown animal war happening right in front of your eyes! And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, adventure, and hilarious moments, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs movies when you have our server?

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FamCraft: Crafting Relationships

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Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding a partner or making friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build relationships with fellow players who won’t judge you for spending hours mining for diamonds or building a giant chicken statue.
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from the crazy cat lady who only builds houses out of wool to the conspiracy theorist who believes Herobrine is secretly controlling the server. Embrace the chaos and let your family dynamics shape your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your unique family dynamics influence your views on relationships and friendships in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

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Arctic Blaze: Permafrost Panic

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ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the permafrost is melting and causing wildfires? well, this server is so fire that it’s gonna make your brain melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. join now for a chance to witness the chaos of rapid permafrost thawing and wildfires in the arctic and subarctic regions. who needs net terrestrial carbon uptake when you can have a flaming good time on this server? come on, don’t be cold as ice, join now and heat things up! 🔥🔥🔥

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CUBICA – private vanilla server Minecraft server

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Today you can change your life by visiting the server where we try to add comfort and coziness to every game day of the players. Sometimes it is hard to find a good server without toxic people and children. Here strict applications and age restrictions filter out all negative people from us. We are already in the second season, which means it’s time to conquer the beauty of the Minecraft world.

There are no privates and almost no commands from classic servers. Full immersion in vanilla with existing players of the server. The server is paid for years in advance and the administration is always online.

Let’s talk about streamers starting their careers, as well as collaborations with a dozen streamers on different styles of communication and content. Go for it, because Cubica has been waiting for you for a long time!

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Shacknews: The Vanilla+ Modded Minecraft Server for Adults Only in USA (No Curly Braces!)

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Server Name	Shacknews Minecraft SMP
Server Type	PvE focused, Vanilla++ with some QoL and tech mods
Server Version	Java v1.21.1 with custom Fabric Modpack
Reset Frequency	Typically once a year

Overview

The Shacknews Minecraft SMP is a long-running server focused on building projects, redstone farms, and a laid-back community atmosphere. The server has been running since 2010 and is open to players outside of the Shacknews community. The world was reset with the release of Java 1.21, so it’s relatively fresh with some development around spawn.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP?

A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the description and join the Shacknews Discord server to get to know the community.

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is PvE focused, with an emphasis on building projects, redstone farms, and sharing resources with other players.

Q: What mods are included in the custom Fabric Modpack?

A: The modpack includes Vanilla++ enhancements, quality of life improvements, and a few storage and tech mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: How often is the world reset?

A: The world is typically reset once a year, or whenever a major Minecraft update significantly changes gameplay.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: Players must be 21 years or older to join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and Target Extractions that will leave you questioning reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect mind-bending puzzles, epic battles, and spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness.

Don’t forget to read up on all your EGO and Sinner info, check out our useful resources and general guide, and join our countdown to the next mind-blowing event.

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!

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