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RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”
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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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DadventureBoundMC
attend wedding, cancel trip, children, consideration, DadventureBoundMC, decision, Dilemma, family, Friends, Help, LEAVING, Nervous, newborn, Overseas, parents, post natal depression, support network, Toddler, Upset, Wife
Hey there gamers!
So, picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle when suddenly a baby zombie spawns right in the middle of your living room. But wait, it gets better – turns out that baby zombie is actually the second child of one of our players! And they’re about to go on a crazy adventure to a wedding overseas, leaving their wife with postnatal depression and two kids to take care of.
Join our server for some wild and wacky times, where you never know what kind of real-life drama will unfold next. Will you help out the struggling wife by building her a virtual support network? Or will you cause chaos and mayhem in their virtual world while they’re away? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
age-related changes, aging, aging concerns, aging gracefully, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully tips, aging mindset, aging process, aging process timeline, aging symptoms, BoomerCraft, feeling aged, feeling old, feeling old at 30, feeling old quotes, feeling older, getting old, getting older, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Server, signs of aging
Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make you feel like a youthful, sprightly player once again! Join us and you’ll be bouncing around like a kid on a trampoline in no time.
Our server is so full of life and energy that even the oldest players will feel like they’re back in their prime. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those creaky joints and gray hairs. And our community is so vibrant and welcoming that you’ll feel like you’re part of a never-ending party.
So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got our Minecraft server to make you feel young again?

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BlockyBanter
BlockyBanter, enduring memories, impactful conversations, impactful phrases, impactful quotes, lasting impact., lasting impressions, meaningful conversations, memorable interactions, memorable quotes, memorable sayings, powerful statements, profound words, significant conversations, unforgettable exchanges, unforgettable moments, unforgettable quotes, unforgettable words, words of wisdom, words that stick, words to remember
Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and unforgettable moments of your gaming life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold nuggets at your feet. Or how about the time when you stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a pack of skeletons? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

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Devil-Free EU Minecraft Server
Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, DevilFree, Devils, discrimination, european parliament, european politics, european union, extremism, extremism in politics, far right, far-right movement, MEP, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Priest, Radical, Religion, religious influence, Server, Xenophobia
lol imagine a minecraft server where the far-right MEP is the admin and he’s like “i will have the priest rid this server of all the devils” and everyone is like “wtf is happening” but then you join and see that the priest is actually just a player in a priest skin going around banishing people with holy water buckets. join this server for a wild ride of exorcisms and demon slayings, it’s gonna be lit fam!

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OrbánCraft: Betraying Europe!
accusations, BETRAYAL, Betraying, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, European Council, european union, global affairs, Government, Hungary, international relations, leaders meeting, OrbánCraft, Politics, summit, uk, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, Western Europe, Zelenskiy
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on that will blow your mind.
First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.
And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.
But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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HealCraftX-Men
Adamantium, comic book, comic series, fictional character, HealCraftXMen, healing abilities, healing factor, healing powers, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant superhero, Regeneration, retractable claws, SuperHero, superhuman healing, Superpowers, wolverine, x-men
Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Wolverine as our main dude! He be choppin’ down trees with his retractable claws like a boss, but don’t worry, his superhuman healing keeps him from gettin’ infected and stuff.
You wanna see Wolverine fight off a bunch of creepers with his claws? Or maybe watch him build a sick base with his mutant powers? This server is the place to be, cuz anything can happen when Wolverine is around.
So come on and join us, where the X-Men are real and the adventures are endless! Just watch out for those pesky infections, ain’t nobody got time for that.

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CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!
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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?

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SpectraMC – Skyblock Server – Coming Soon
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SpectraMC is a no pay2win Islands Minecraft Server with a currency system, island upgrades and more!
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Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie
1.21, 1.9, Active Discord, agree, Anti-Griefing, Beans, Bloom, bloomsmp, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, good playing experience, Modded, Play, Regular Events, Semi Vanilla, Server, smoothie, smp, Vanilla, Website, Welcoming Community
Server Name Bloom SMP
IP Address play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21
Features:
- Anti griefing
- Cross play
- A welcoming community
- An active Discord
- A friendly staff team
- Regular events
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website:
https://bloomsmp.net
Discord:
https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
FAQ:
1. Can I grief other players’ builds?
No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.
2. Is the server modded?
No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
3. How can I join the server?
You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.
4. Are there regular events on the server?
Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.
5. How can I contact the staff team?
You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
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RichCraft Minecraft Server
attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, emotional connection, Insecurity, long term happiness, love, loving girlfriend, materialism, Minecraft, moneymaxxing, personal value, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal standards, sub 8 man, Superficiality, wealth
Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.
But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.
Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

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Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Website:

Discord:

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

2. Is the server modded?

3. How can I join the server?

4. Are there regular events on the server?

5. How can I contact the staff team?