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CraftyDelusions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, collide, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8839	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
New Chunks Explored:	839543	Runes Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

alliances, Armistice, CASUALTIES, centenary, global conflict, global impact, Hilarity, historical events, historical significance, History, imperialism, meets, Military, nationalism, peace treaty, Propaganda, Remembrance, trench warfare, Veterans, War, War History, world, world war one

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Emeralds Found:	6799
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

Respawned Too Soon

Backlash, criticism, Decline, Die, Disappointment, fanbase, Fast, flavour of the month, fnaf, Franchise, Gaming, Horror, hype, Lame, Nostalgia, opinion, Overrated, Popular, Respawned, trend, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Votes:	3268
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	160

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

accident, Community, DELETED, drink, Friends, funny, Help, humor, internet, Lost, meme, Minecraft, Pepe, rare, rare Pepe, sad, Send, Shoes, Support, thank you, tuxedo, viral

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!

CraftyCutie’s Pixel Playground

beauty, Confidence, CraftyCuties, cute, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving kindness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving success, deserving validation, empowerment, nice girl, photogenic, PIXEL, Playground, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Magic Items Found:	8666
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	122
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where looking cute and being photogenic is a MUST!

Join us and experience a world where every block is perfectly angled for the best selfie lighting. Our server is equipped with GLAMOROUS skins and outfits to make sure you always look on point.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Sheep who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Rumor has it, one wish is for unlimited diamonds, another wish is for a pet dragon, and the third wish is for a lifetime supply of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft FABULOUS!

KagurabachiCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party

Axed, CREEPERS, Dance, endermen, Good, Good manga, jump, Jump manga, Jump manga reading, Kagurabachi, Kagurabachi manga, KagurabachiCraft, Manga, manga axed, manga axed good, manga axed Jump, manga axed reading, manga good, manga Jump, Manga Reading, Party, reading, stop reading, stop reading manga

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5363	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where if you don’t join, you might as well stop playing Minecraft altogether! This server is so EPIC that if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen here.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of town square? Only on our server, folks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most INSANE Minecraft server out there. Trust us, if this server was a manga, it would never get axed because it’s just too good!

SleepyCraft: 5 AM Edition

5.., alarm clock, bedtime routine, early morning, Edition, go to sleep, Help, insomnia, Posed, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep problems, sleep schedule, sleep solutions, sleep therapy, sleep tips, SleepyCraft, tired, Wake Up

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of being forced to wake up at 5 AM every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of early mornings! On our server, you can stay up all night building your dream world without any annoying alarms disrupting your beauty sleep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are always epic. Just be sure to set your alarm for 5 AM so you don’t miss out on all the fun!

Crafty Americans: 6% Think They Can Beat Minecraft

Adrenaline, AMERICANS, Animals, battle, beat, challenge, Competition, Confidence, Crafty, danger, fear, Fight, grizzly bear, Minecraft, Nature, predator, prey, statistics, strength, survey, Survival, Wilderness, wildlife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you part of that 6% of Americans who think they can take on a Grizzly bear and win? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for the ultimate showdown where you can prove your strength against Grizzly bears in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava parkour course where you can test your agility and speed. Rumor has it that only the bravest players have made it to the end without getting burned to a crisp.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our Ender Dragon challenge where you must defeat the mighty beast using only a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. It’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the impossible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual Grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this server.