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  • CraftyMILvsMom – Help or GTFO!

    CraftyMILvsMom – Help or GTFO!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all the family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

    Need a break from dealing with in-laws who think a carnivore diet will cure all ailments? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone commenting on your building techniques or telling you how to play the game “the right way.”

    Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow gamers? Let’s block and roll!

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  • AuntieCraft: No More Illness!

    AuntieCraft: No More Illness!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and build your own virtual world, far away from crazy aunts and their wild stories. On our server, you won’t find any pot-throwing incidents or burnt dads, just pure fun and creativity.

    Explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a virtual wheelchair (without the drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

    So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual big toe to replace the one your aunt lost!

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  • ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

    ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!
    so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

    join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

    but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

    so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • RespawnRIPBob

    RespawnRIPBob
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it will literally bring your dead grandma back to life just to play with you! That’s right, we’ve got zombie grandma battles, skeleton dance parties, and creeper confetti explosions! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – your deceased loved ones will thank you for it!

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  • ExHusbandCraft: Pay4Daughter’sTests

    ExHusbandCraft: Pay4Daughter’sTests
    Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they know everything about their daughter’s health? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with medical mysteries, outrageous diagnoses, and ex-husband drama that will make your head spin!

    On our server, you’ll embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind your daughter’s mysterious health issues. From vague symptoms to shocking diagnoses, you’ll navigate the world of healthcare like never before. And don’t worry about those pesky medical expenses – we’ve got you covered with our 60/40 split policy (with a twist)!

    But that’s not all – join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of standing up to your ex-husband and proving him wrong once and for all. Watch as he tries to blame your daughter’s health on her eating habits, only to be shut down by the power of modern medicine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a journey full of twists, turns, and medical miracles. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

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  • PromoCraft: Family Drama Edition

    PromoCraft: Family Drama Edition
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! 🌟

    🤣 Looking for a place to forget about your dad’s secret second marriage and your sister’s non-verbal autism? Look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next! 🤣

    🚀 Join us and leave behind all the stress of being a tech lead with a sick father and a demanding family. Here, the only thing you’ll be leading is your Minecraft character to victory! 🚀

    🌈 Build your dream world, conquer epic quests, and make friends who won’t judge you for wanting to be selfish just this once. After all, in Minecraft, it’s all about YOU! 🌈

    💥 So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries at the hospital lobby and join our server for a wild ride of fun, laughter, and pixelated adventures! 💥

    (Note: This server is not responsible for any real-life problems you may encounter while playing Minecraft. Please play responsibly and remember to take breaks to care for your family, even if they’re not as cool as your virtual Minecraft family.)

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  • VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!

    VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!

    unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.

    so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!

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  • WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server

    WeddingCrashers Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of celebrating special occasions! Are you tired of sacrificing your own happiness for others? Join us and let loose in a world where you can have the anniversary celebration you truly deserve!

    Picture this: you and your virtual spouse, surrounded by pixelated love and happiness, ready to embark on a journey of vow renewals and second honeymoons. But wait, there’s a twist! Your virtual friend, let’s call him Steve, decides to get married on the same day as your Minecraft anniversary. The nerve!

    But fear not, for on our server, you can plan a virtual brunch for just the two of you, away from the prying eyes of Steve and his wedding party. Build a majestic brunch spot, complete with pixelated mimosas and diamond-studded pancakes. Take a break from the chaos of the wedding and immerse yourself in the tranquility of your own anniversary celebration.

    And if Steve dares to deny your request for a private moment, don’t worry – on our server, you can unleash your inner Minecraft drama queen. Tell all the other players about Steve’s selfishness, create pixelated posters denouncing his lack of flexibility, and rally the virtual troops to support your cause.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where every anniversary is a celebration worth fighting for – because in the world of blocks and pixels, love always wins!

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  • GriefBlockerGF

    GriefBlockerGF
    Are you tired of dealing with drama and stress in your real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

    Our server is a safe haven from the craziness of the real world, where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we have a strict no griefing policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone ruining your creations (unlike certain boyfriends we know).

    Join us now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

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  • HubbyHomesickCraft

    HubbyHomesickCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

    Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

    So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

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