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FishyCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where fish dinners won’t kill you, but they will make you stronger than ever before! we have magical fish that give you superpowers and make you invincible in battle.
the story goes that once a player ate a fish and became so powerful, they defeated the ender dragon with just a single punch. now that player is worshipped as a god on our server, with their own temple and followers who bring them offerings of fish every day.
so come join us and become the next fish-powered legend on our server! just watch out for any suspicious fish dinners at home, we don’t want any more casualties like those poor children.

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ParentlessXmasUSA
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.
Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.
Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?
Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

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Blocky Diarrhea Cure
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hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.
not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

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CraftyAssad Minecraft Server
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lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it!

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SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP
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Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.
First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.
But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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Sickmas Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.
Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.
So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

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VomitVibesCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.
Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.
So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!
Reasons to join:
– Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did!
– Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings!
– Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn!
– Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister!
– Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

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Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

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BlanketBucks GrannyCraft
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Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!
Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.
And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

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