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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8316 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of racing your friends in wheelchairs around the virtual world. Don’t worry, we have ramps and obstacles specially designed for wheelchair users!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free prosthetic leg for your Minecraft character. Watch as your blocky avatar hops around with style and grace.
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So come on down to our server and show off your lack of empathy in the most hilarious way possible. See you there! 🤣 #WheelchairWars