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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7685 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of racing your friends in wheelchairs around the virtual world. Don’t worry, we have ramps and obstacles specially designed for wheelchair users!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free prosthetic leg for your Minecraft character. Watch as your blocky avatar hops around with style and grace.
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So come on down to our server and show off your lack of empathy in the most hilarious way possible. See you there! 🤣 #WheelchairWars