2024 Best illiterate New Minecraft Servers

  • Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

    Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

    NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition
    so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

    oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

    so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Illiterate Internet Theory Minecraft SMP

    Illiterate Internet Theory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only language spoken is LOLspeak! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to communicate with fellow players using only memes and emojis.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our world filled with giant chickens, rainbow sheep, and explosive creepers that love to photobomb your selfies.

    But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Grammar Police, who will hunt you down if you dare to use proper punctuation or spelling. They roam the land in their enchanted armor made of red pens and dictionaries, ready to correct your every typo.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world where the only rule is to have fun, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

    Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Beocraft

    Beocraft

    Why choose Beocraft?

    ๐Ÿ“š 5 Years of history – As Beocraft started in 2018 (inspired by the then hugely popular hermitcraft), gone through many phases and iterations to land where it is today. The current world is 1 month old

    ๐Ÿค‘ Absolutely no pay to win – Since 2018 we have held a strong stance against p2w.

    ๐Ÿšซ No tolerance for griefing, cheating, stealing and toxicity – We stride to keep our server community free of the toxicity genuinely found on the internet.

    ๐Ÿค Server based on community – Join our server and team up with the countless people and teams on the server in your quest to conquer the natural world of minecraft. Or build alone if that’s your spirit, we wont judge.

    ๐Ÿ“ˆ Constant activity – There is almost always someone on the server.

    ๐Ÿ–ฅ High performance server hardware – Maintained by professional programmers and administrators, lag and waiting for the server to come back online are things of the past. Globally low ping. Server located in the EU.

    How to join?

    Discord invite : https://discord.gg/P6sy7SMmB6

    After joining go to โ #verify-here and type /verify <your minecraft nick>. And the ip is posted in the discord server itself.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience – for Java and Bedrock editions.

    ๐Ÿ”— IP: corn.gg / Bedrock Port : 19132

    ๐ŸŒŽ Region: AND East

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Why choose sVanilla Survival?

    โ›บ Survive and Thrive: We’re dedicated to bringing back the old-school survival experience. No overwhelming mods, no flashy gimmicks, just the core of what makes Minecraft, Minecraft.

    โš”๏ธ PvP Without Crystals and Anchors: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.

    ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ Minimal Modifications: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport commands are provided for convenience.

    ๐Ÿค Trading Based Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

    ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and an expansive world border, feel the true freedom of exploration, build without constraints, and lay claim to any corner of the world that captures your heart.

    ๐Ÿ—ฟ Permanent Legacy: Say goodbye to the fear of losing your hard work. Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.

    But wait, there’s more!

    ๐Ÿงจ TNT Duplication: Making your mark on the world just got better. Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms or blow a giant chasm into the terrain!

    Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the essence of Minecraft. Experience the game as it was meant to be played. Dive in, and enjoy your Minecrafts!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anarchy ArtixMC

    Anarchy ArtixMC

    Anarchy server, no rules play freedom

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SCP Area 61 Roleplay

    SCP Area 61 Roleplay

    Explore the world of SCP and try to escape the facility’s prison where they’re using you as a test subject! Even apply to become a guard and help the foundation contain the escaped anomalies! Don’t forget to stay away from SCP-049 ๐Ÿ˜‰

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftUniverse Bangladesh

    CraftUniverse Bangladesh

    Welcome to CraftUniverse Bangladesh, an excellent Minecraft server known for itโ€™s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

    The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraftโ€™s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

    Show your support for the server by voting to earn free ranks which grant perks such as VIP rank, cool prefixes, money, vote crate key, xp and more!

    Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

    Java IP: play.craftuniverse Version: 1.16 โ†’ 1.20.1 Bedrock IP: play.craftuniverse.xyz Port: 25565 Discord: https://www.discord.gg/HzdYXNQ8mt

    Thank You !

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tales of Reia

    Tales of Reia

    Embark on an epic journey in a dynamic world blending survival and RPG elements. Challenge yourself in dungeons (PvE), test your skills in battle arenas (PvP), and engage in weekly events. Discover and wield elemental powers, confront fearsome monsters, and shape your destiny in a land of endless adventure and mystery.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StealHeartsSMP

    StealHeartsSMP

    This is a LifeSteal server with good staff, ranks & crates, good staff, crystal pvp, you have to buy&sell pearls to be the richest on the server!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BS3

    BS3

    A Spanish Anarchic 1.20.4 server, Inspired by 2B2T, non-premium and with a paid host 24/7, has been active since 02/25/2024, founded together with several friends to have a good time.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cruelibox

    Cruelibox

    Welcome to Cruelibox. An exciting Elytra PVP minecraft server. Create Custom Items no other server has. Or kill people to get some loot. It has everything you want and more!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alteringsmp

    Alteringsmp

    The Altering SMP is a SMP that anyone can join. It is a public SMP where we do random plugins and datapacks every season. As a example, one season we could have the Bliss plugin on the server, and then on the next the Lifesteal plugin. Come join in and have some fun! We are glad to have new members, and we encourage you to invite some friends. Our community is very nice and has available help if you need it. We hope to see you in the server!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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