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Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

comparison, discrimination, double standards, employment, empowerment, equality, Exploitation, gender, Humiliating, income, Job, Labor, Minecraft, OF whore, onlyfans, self worth, Server, sex work, society, stigma, wagie, whore, work

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mines Excavated:	3308	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	600	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Votes:	1473	Enchantments Applied:	152

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1526	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?