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PFAS Fish Frenzy Server

aquatic life, chemical contamination, contaminated fish, environmental contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental research, environmental testing, Fish, fish contamination, fish species, forever chemicals, Frenzy, Illinois rivers, northern Illinois, PFAS, Pollution, Rivers, Server, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water pollution, water quality

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	2175
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

lol u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it makes u forget abt all dem contaminated fish in northern Illinois rivers. our server is so clean, u won’t find no PFAS “forever chemicals” here, just pure fun and madness.

join us and u’ll be swimmin’ in a sea of crazy adventures and epic builds. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns prancin’ in the fields, and even a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds.

so come on over and leave them contaminated fish behind. on our server, the only thing contaminatin’ u will be the sheer awesomeness of our community. trust us, once u join, u won’t ever wanna leave.

CelebCraft: Badass & Wholesome

Admirable, admirable personality, authentic, badass, CelebCraft, Celebrity, charismatic, down to earth, genuine, good example, influential, inspiring, kind-hearted, positive influence, Powerful, respected, Role Model, STRONG, TALENTED, Wholesome

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft with a celebrity who is as wholesome as they are badass? Well, look no further because on our server, you can team up with none other than Mr. Rogers himself! That’s right, the king of kindness is also a master at building epic structures and slaying creepers like a pro.

Join our server for a chance to build a magical neighborhood with Mr. Rogers, where the houses are made of rainbows and the trees sing songs of peace and love. But don’t be fooled by his gentle demeanor, because when it comes to defending his friends from the evil forces of the Nether, Mr. Rogers is a force to be reckoned with.

So if you want to experience the ultimate blend of wholesomeness and badassery in Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the legendary adventures that await you. Who knew that playing Minecraft with a celebrity could be so epic?

ATACMS-Free Sky Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, ATACMSFree, cold war, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, nato, RANGE, russia, SECURITY, Server, SKY, strategy, Tactics, WARFARE, wsj

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Void Gems Collected:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Divine Spears Created:	25

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly planes and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity cuz we got RUSSIAN airplanes, man! like, not just any airplanes, but 90% of them are OUTSIDE the ATACMS range! like, how crazy is that?! join now and be part of the epic aerial battles that will blow ur mind! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

VenezuelaCraft: Jailbreak Mayhem

Abuse, arrested, authoritarian regime, Beaten, children, children’s rights, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, electoral fallout, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Jailbreak, MAYHEM, Oppression, Political unrest, protest, social justice, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Venezuelan government, violence

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the tyranny of the venezuelan govt!!! build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being arrested or beaten for playing video games!!! our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds!!! plus, our admin is a retired circus clown who can juggle creepers like nobody’s business!!! so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s overthrow the evil govt together in the world of blocks and pixels!!!

MidnightMinecraftMingle

anxiety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, difficult conversations, difficult situations, emotional stress, late night, middle of the night, midnight discussions, MidnightMinecraftMingle, partner, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, sleep disruption, sleep disturbance, so, surprise conversations, Talk, waking up

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

so, liek, u know that feeling when ur SO is all liek “we need to talk” and ur liek oh no, what did i do now? well, imagine if they did that in the middle of the night, waking u up from a sound sleep. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this minecraft server.

but don’t worry, it’s not all drama and heartache. we’ve got epic adventures and crazy builds that will blow ur mind. u can team up with other players to take on giant mobs or build a castle that reaches the sky. the possibilities are endless, just like the drama in ur love life.

join us on this server and u’ll never have a dull moment. who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting dragons with ur friends? so come on, what are u waiting for? ur SO can wait, but this server can’t. let’s do this!

GenZCraft: AI-Assist Schoolyard

academic performance, academic support, Adolescent students, AIAssist, assistive technology, cognitive enhancement, cognitive processing, cognitive skills, completing assignments, digital tools, educational resources, educational technology, executive functioning challenges, generative AI tools, GenZCraft, learning difficulties, neurodiversity, Schoolwork, Schoolyard, special education, student success, study aids, technology in education

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have generative AI tools to help you with all your schoolwork, even if you have the brain of a potato! need help completing assignments? our AI will do it for you, so you can spend more time building epic structures and fighting off creepers. plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

acceptance, attraction, Breaking Stereotypes, cultural influences, DATING, Diversity, individual choice, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Personal preferences, Preferences, Race, relationships, Server, SnowyPixel, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, white women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling zombie unicorns with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Steve himself once logged on and built a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at white women the same way again.

SMP_KoreanMenGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

controversy, crime, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, discrimination, Dungeon, Indian men, Justice, korean men, law enforcement, locking up, media coverage, Minecraft, punishment, racial profiling, sex crime, smp, SMP_KoreanMenGoneWild, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, suggestion, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	234
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the wildest drama unfold! We’ve got Korean men committing sex crimes, but don’t worry, our Indian men are innocent angels in this chaos. Someone even suggested locking them all up in a dungeon together – because why not add some spice to the mix? If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then this is the place for you!

BoysNotWedding Minecraft Server

11 month old, 3 hours, aita, BoysNotWedding, bridal party, center of attention, child-free, Difficult, family, farm wedding, Help, in-laws, Kids, Minecraft, nursing, parenting, photos, ponds, ring bearers, Rude, Server, travel, Wedding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and wedding drama! Join us for a wild adventure on our farm-themed server, complete with two big ponds for you to explore (just watch out for the creepers!).

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and leave your older kids with your mum for a day of peace and quiet. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, even if your in-laws are mad at you for not bringing the kids for photos. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a rollercoaster. Let’s leave the real-life stress behind and have some fun together!

CarDealGoneWrong

Agreement, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, CAR, CarDealGoneWrong, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Disrespect, husband, Instructions, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MONEY, Négotiation, overreaction, price, relationship, Sell, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t let you down like this husband did? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable car dealer, always sticking to the agreed price (unless you’re into negotiating, then we can make exceptions).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected negotiations (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t worry, we won’t let you down like that husband did – we’ve got your back!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to negotiate is who gets the last diamond. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

NocturnalNuisance Minecraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, difficulty sleeping, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, midnight worries, Minecraft, Nightmares, NocturnalNuisance, overthinking, racing thoughts, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where creepers dance to dubstep all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons!

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!