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FrozenRublesMC

assets, Corruption investigation, financial crime, financial freeze, financial investigation, FREEZE, frozen assets, FrozenRublesMC, illegal transactions, illicit funds, illicit wealth, international sanctions, money laundering, offshore accounts, political corruption, Russian oligarch, Russian senator, Swiss authorities, Swiss banking, US$1.5 billion, wealth seizure

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Swiss authorities are like, “woah, we gotta freeze this Russian senator’s assets just to make sure he doesn’t spend it all on joining this epic Minecraft server!”

Like, can you imagine how crazy this server must be if even the Swiss are getting involved? Maybe there’s a secret underground base where all the top players hang out and plot world domination or something.

Join now and maybe you’ll get in on the action before the authorities come knocking on your door! Just kidding, they probably won’t. But seriously, join this server for a wild ride that even the Swiss can’t resist!

PropagandaCraftUSA

America, BRAINWASHING, Deception, Disinformation, fake news, government propaganda, Manipulation, Media bias, Misinformation, political agenda, Propaganda, propaganda campaigns, propaganda control, propaganda influence, propaganda machine, propaganda tactics, propaganda techniques, PropagandaCraftUSA, psychological warfare, social engineering, worst propaganda

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4945	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Are you tired of hearing about boring politics and fake news? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only propaganda being pushed is the idea that pigs can fly and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters. Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Haniyeh’s Mossad Mayhem Minecraft Server

assassination plot, deception tactics, false narratives, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, Israeli intelligence, Israelis, journalism ethics, MAYHEM, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, Mossad assassin, political deception, Propaganda, Server, Turkish media, Turkish News, wordplay

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	168
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA STORY FOR YA. SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, HAMMIE THE HAMSTER WAS CHILLIN’ IN DA FOREST AND HE FOUND A SECRET PORTAL DAT TOOK HIM TO A LAND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT DEN, OUTTA NOWHERE, A BUNCH OF EVIL MOBS CAME AND TRIED TO STEAL HIS TREASURE. BUT HAMMIE WAS A BOSS AND HE DEFEATED DEM ALL WITH HIS EPIC SWORD SKILLS. NOW, HAMMIE RULES DIS LAND AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN SO YOU CAN HELP HIM PROTECT HIS BLING BLING. PLUS, WE GOT FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ AIN’T NOBODY MESSIN’ WITH HAMMIE AND HIS CREW.

WarshipCraft: Middle East Mayhem

Conflict, current events, Defense, deployment, deploys, east, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MAYHEM, middle, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern region, Military, naval forces, Navy, News, Report, SECURITY, Tension, united states, US, WarshipCraft, Warships

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crops Grown:	3703	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

lol u know what’s better than warships in the Middle East? joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. so leave the warships behind and come build some epic structures with us!

Just Released Elemental SMP: Survival Mode, Please Vanish Eventually

collaboration, Community Building, development experience, discussions, Economy, Elemental, Enjoyable Experience, Eventually, Hardware, Lag, long-lasting community, Mode, Nationiers, new community, public server, Quality, released, self-hosted, smooth experience, smp, Suggestions, Survival, System admin, Tech, Trading, vanish, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Overview:	We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We aim to create a long lasting community where all level of players are welcome. There will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up! We currently are hosting our SMP with “Valhelsia 6” with added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and much more. There will never be a dull moment and always more to explore. Along with our preexisting features we also welcome all of our community members to weigh in on suggestions, and discussions. We are a community based project where everyone has a voice! We are self hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware, this means we will never lack in quality and lag will be sparce to none! If you are looking for a new and interesting community to join from the ground level we may just be the perfect place.
Launch Date:	8/1/24
Whitelisted Members:	32
Average Online Players:	5-10
System Admin Team:	Experienced in Minecraft development and community building, hosting a public survival server called Nationiers.
Contact Information:	Discord – https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw Modpack – Valhelsia 6 Status – LIVE CORE – Forge

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted?

To get whitelisted, join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided by our staff members.

What modpack is being used on the server?

We are using the Valhelsia 6 modpack for our server.

Is the server currently active and live?

Yes, the server is currently live and active with players online.

Can I suggest new features or ideas for the server?

Yes, we welcome all community members to share their suggestions and ideas for the server. Your voice matters to us!

How can I contact the server admin team?

You can contact our admin team through our Discord server or in-game on the server.

CancerousCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
New Chunks Explored:	179629	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure your boredom with a dose of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds flat. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: 65 IQ Prodigy

ableism, age discrepancy, brain development, cognitive abilities, cognitive differences, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, derogatory language, developmental delay, discrimination, intellectual disability, intellectual functioning, intelligence, IQ score, low iq, maturity level, mental age, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Prodigy, smp, societal attitudes, stigma

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with boring old players? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only requirement is to have an IQ level of 65 or lower! That’s right, we’re looking for players with the brain power of a 12 year old to join our crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!

VeganVillainRuinsTradition

cherished tradition, close-knit family, compromise, family bonding, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, generational recipes, traditional feast, vegan, vegan dishes, VeganVillainRuinsTradition

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	9081
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no vegan feasts will ever be forced upon you! Our family-friendly community is all about tradition, but not the kind that involves arguing over dietary preferences.

We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a welcoming community that will make you feel right at home. Say goodbye to family reunions filled with tofu and kale, and hello to a Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the best diamond armor. Join us now and leave the vegan drama behind!

TasteHypeCraft

bland, Culinary, fad, flavorless, Food, food culture, Food Industry, food influencers, food marketing, food trends, foodie, Gastronomy, hype, Instagrammable, overhyped, Overrated, Popular, social media, Taste, TasteHypeCraft, trendy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old food that just sits there in your inventory, doing nothing but filling up your hunger bar? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got food that’s so hype, it’ll make you do a happy dance in real life! Imagine chomping down on a pixelated burger that not only fills up your hunger bar but also gives you super speed for 10 minutes! Or how about a slice of pizza that makes you invincible to creepers for a whole hour? Trust us, once you taste our epic food, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft meals again. Join our server now and get ready to feast like never before!

tupysurv Minecraft server

distribution, Faster, Minecraft, Server, tupysurv

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

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IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, looking for some entertainment? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the VIPs out there! We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because who has time for those peasants with only 2 views?

Join us and share your favorite 499-view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And hey, even if you’re a corpo, as long as you don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, you’re welcome here!

Check out our /lig/ Numbers page for all the juicy stats, or dive into our Twitch Clips Guide for some top-tier content. And don’t forget to explore our VOD Archive for all those hidden gems.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs, a Tiermaker to rank your favorites, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to never miss a celebration.

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Ducks, OC material, and endless entertainment await you. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon next!