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BlockBucksRUs

anti-money laundering, blacklisting, BlockBucksRUs, Body, Corruption, criminal organizations, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial intelligence, financial regulations, Global, illegal activities, illicit finance, illicit funds, illicit transactions, International cooperation, money laundering, regulatory compliance, russia, sanctions, suspicious activities

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4881
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

Country Minecraft SMP Happens

Community, Country, cultural events, culture, current affairs, Economy, Events, Government, Happenings, Lifestyle, local ], local happenings, Minecraft, national events, News, Politics, regional news, smp, Social Issues, society, Traditions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a reality TV show on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and madness that can only happen in your country!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

attraction, beauty, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, emotions, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, perspective, PLATONIC, relationship boundaries, romantic interest, Support, Trust, Understanding, Universe, validation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit! Join us for a wild ride full of drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of a guy caught between his best friend and his girlfriend.

On our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate tricky relationships and make tough decisions, just like our protagonist in this tale. Will you choose loyalty to your long-time friend, or will you prioritize your romantic relationship? The choice is yours, and the consequences are sure to be hilarious.

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with epic adventures, amazing builds, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama and excitement of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as outrageous as this one!

ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP

absent parent, bad parenting, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, Failure, lack of boundaries, lack of consistency, lack of discipline, lack of involvement, lack of love, lack of role model, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting mistakes, ParentingFailz, poor communication, poor decision making, signs of failure, smp, troubled children, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

bad decision, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, Buying, disappointing buy, financial mistake, foolish purchase, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, impulse buy, mistake, money wasted, poor choice, Purchase, regret, RegretCraft, regretful spending, regrettable purchase, remorseful purchase, unwise spending, wasted money

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

CraftyCommiesNKraftyKoreans

arms control, CraftyCommiesNKraftyKoreans, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, east asia, Foreign Minister, global politics, illegal arms trade, illicit activities, international relations, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, regional stability, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, security council, south korea, united nations, weapons proliferation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.

oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.

also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.

so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.

Convict Network: Where breaking blocks gets you a life sentence. Join us now in version 1.20.4 on the Whitelist server!

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, blocks, BREAKING, Communication, Community, Convict, Development, Discord, Enjoyable, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, Insights, Join, Launch, Life, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Sentence, Server, Smooth, sneak peeks, Store, Updates, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Server Information
Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Discord: https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork – For sneak peeks, updates and player feedback Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What is the server IP?: The server IP is play.convictnetwork.com
What version is the server on?: The server is currently on version 1.20.4
What gamemode does the server offer?: The server offers the Skyblock gamemode
How can I join the server?: You can join by connecting to play.convictnetwork.com in Minecraft
How can I provide feedback to the server?: You can join the Network Discord at https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork to provide feedback

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BIAS, Breitbart, Christianity, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, debate, discuss, FAITH, Holycraft, Jesus, Journalism, Loves.., Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, Religion, Server, social media, Truth

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself is a regular player! That’s right, he loves Breitbart discuss and he’s always down for a friendly debate while building epic structures.

Join us for the chance to team up with Jesus and take on the creepers and zombies together. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a church on the server, you’ll receive special blessings and protection from any griefers.

So come on over and experience the most divine Minecraft server around. Who knew that Jesus was such a hardcore gamer?

Big Blocky Bros Minecraft SMP

big, blocky, bros, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, Hag, indie, indie vtubers, large indies global, Minecraft, OC material, smp, Swarm, Thread Music, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Uoh, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Emeralds Found:	4403	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old mainstream vtubers with thousands of viewers? Do you crave something more exclusive, more underground, more indie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP server, where we only accept players who have an average of 500 viewers or more on their streams!

Join us and mingle with the VIPs of the indie vtuber world. We’re like the cool kids’ table at lunch, but in Minecraft form. And don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers on average – we’re not sticklers for rules, just as long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube.

We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out, complete with their viewer numbers. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have a Wheel of Names to help you decide who to simp for next.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our love for indie vtubers. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers.

ZzzCraft SMP: Sheep Counting!

bedtime routine, calming activities, Comfortable bedding, Counting, Deep Breathing, essential oils, herbal tea, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, Sheep, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleeplessness, smp, soothing music, stress relief, warm milk, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Emeralds Found:	5002

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Our server is so lit that even insomniacs can’t resist falling asleep after just a few minutes of playing. Join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, because our virtual world is so exciting that it will knock you out faster than a sleeping potion brewed by a witch! So come on, join us and experience the most epic sleep aid you’ve ever encountered in your life!

BlockyLogic: NormalButScrewed

BlockyLogic, conformity, critical thinking, culture, ethical dilemmas, Individuality, moral ambiguity, normal, NormalButScrewed, norms, perspective, Questioning, Reflection, Screwed Up, social conditioning, societal constructs, societal contradictions, societal expectations, societal issues, societal norms, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	1417	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our wacky world where everything is turned upside down!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy, even the chickens wear sunglasses and ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).