Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

scandalous behavior, bedroom secrets, tabloid speculation, extramarital affair, Celebrity Gossip

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, Murai, koi, Infidelity

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

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Crafty Caverns 1.20.3

amateur XXX, amateur models, 1.20.3, amateur content, attractive

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those ugly, boring holes in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. We only allow the most attractive, visually appealing holes in our world.

Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly you stumble upon a hole that is just so damn beautiful, you can’t help but stare at it in awe. That’s the kind of experience you can expect on this server.

And if you’re thinking, “But why do I care about pretty holes?” Well, let me tell you, these holes are so mesmerizing that they will literally transport you to another dimension. Okay, maybe not literally, but they will definitely make you question your existence in the best way possible.

So come on, join us and discover the beauty of holes like you’ve never seen before. Trust me, once you go hole, you’ll never go back.

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BackseatBattles Minecraft Server

motion sickness, rental car, CAR, Petty, Tall

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic adventures and drama just like this family visit! Join us and experience the thrill of driving around in a small car with your in-laws who refuse to rent a bigger one.

Imagine the chaos of trying to fit four tall players in a tiny vehicle, with one person getting motion sickness and refusing to sit in the back. Will you be the one to stand your ground and demand a more comfortable ride, or will you be labeled as the AH (Adventurous Hero) by your fellow players?

Don’t miss out on the excitement of late-night airport runs and navigating through traffic jams to drop off your virtual friends before their flights. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

Join now and let the fun begin – because in this Minecraft world, anything can happen, even if it’s as ridiculous as this family drama!

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NavyHubbyAITA

NavyHubbyAITA, Ready, husband, trip, advice

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through family drama, just like in the post above!

Experience the thrill of planning a trip to visit your military husband, only to have his mom invite herself along for a “girls trip” without your consent. Will you be able to kindly tell her to back off and let you have your alone time with your man? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! His parents are divorced, his dad’s side paid for your flight down – talk about a plot twist! Join now to see how this wild story unfolds on our Minecraft server. Who needs soap operas when you have our server to keep you entertained?

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LazyCraft SMP

hobby, straightforward, Basic, low effort, accessible

Bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamond armor just for saying “potato” in chat. And the spawn is a giant taco, like what even is that, bro? But wait, there’s more. The mobs drop candy instead of loot, and there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you join now, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server, bro? It’s like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, way cooler. Just join already, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #potatolife #unicornsrule #minecraftftw 🥔🦄🐉

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DisturbCraft: Witness the Weird!

perturbing, distressing, disconcerting, creepy, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper do the Macarena while riding a pig? Well, get ready to witness some truly bizarre and hilarious moments on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where chickens wear top hats and zombies break out into dance battles. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on in and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama)!

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CubaCraft: Biden’s Blocky Bargain

CubaCraft, Politics, policy, bargain, Government

Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got Biden making deals left and right to free prisoners! Like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Biden swoops in on a llama and offers to trade some prisoners for your shiny rocks. It’s wild, man. Plus, Cuba is gonna be all chill now that they’re not a state sponsor of terrorism. So come on and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!

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Humility Craft: Conflict Resolution Zone

emotional intelligence, Social Skills, anger reduction, self improvement, humility

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat u will be amazed. we got all da cool stuff like diamond swords and enchanted armor. but da best part is dat if u join dis server, u will become super humble and chill.

like, dis study showed dat if u play on dis server, u will be less angry and more open-minded. u will be able to see things from other people’s perspectives and be all peaceful and stuff. so if u wanna be da chillest player in minecraft, den u gotta join dis server right now. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. so what are u waiting for? join now and become the most humble player in all of minecraft!

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The Cheesecake SMP

Loot, cross-platform, Cheesecake, trapped chest, smp

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:

Custom World Generation	Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks	Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit (yes, even on other players’ heads!) while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing	Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests	Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy	Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps	Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards	Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops	Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?

Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:

Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in minecraft 🙂
IP Address	cheesecakemc.xyz
Bedrock Port	25588

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family! Discord Link | TikTok Link | YouTube Link | Website Link

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