illicit funds – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Kim’s Crafty Heist – Minecraft Server
Crafty, cryptocurrency, Cyber Security, cybercrime, digital theft, economic warfare, financial crime, global theft, HACKING, heist, illegal activities, illicit funds, international crime, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Minecraft, money laundering, North Korea, North Korean regime, organized crime, political tensions, sanctions evasion, Server, stolen funds, theft
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where we pull off heists bigger than North Korea stealing $1.5 billion! We got diamond blocks for days, fam! Our players are like ninjas, sneaking around and snatching up all the loot. You wanna be part of the action? Join now and be part of the most epic heists in Minecraft history! Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail
asset forfeiture, Corruption, economic sanctions, Fail, financial crimes, financial investigations, foreign affairs, global finance, government inaction, illicit funds, international relations, legal loopholes, legal process, money laundering, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, Ottawa, political controversy, political pressure, Russian oligarch, sanctions, seize millions
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!
come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.
plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.
so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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BlockBucksRUs
anti-money laundering, blacklisting, BlockBucksRUs, Body, Corruption, criminal organizations, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial intelligence, financial regulations, Global, illegal activities, illicit finance, illicit funds, illicit transactions, International cooperation, money laundering, regulatory compliance, russia, sanctions, suspicious activities
yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

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CartelCraft Minecraft Server
anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials
so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.
also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.
oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.
so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

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ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
Conquer, Corruption, economic sanctions, evade, evading, financial crimes, financial regulations, financial transparency, global politics, government corruption, illicit funds, international finance, money laundering, money trail, offshore accounts, political corruption, russia, Russian economy, sanctions evasion, shell companies, ShellCraft, tax evasion, US sanctions
come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!
we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!
plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

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ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
$86 million seized, Black Market, Chinese mafia, crime bust., criminal investigation, criminal network, criminal syndicate, Drug gang, drug trafficking, financial crime, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, italian police, law enforcement, Minecraft, money laundering, organized crime, Server, shadow Chinese money brokers, ShadowCraft, undercover operation
So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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FrozenRublesMC
assets, Corruption investigation, financial crime, financial freeze, financial investigation, FREEZE, frozen assets, FrozenRublesMC, illegal transactions, illicit funds, illicit wealth, international sanctions, money laundering, offshore accounts, political corruption, Russian oligarch, Russian senator, Swiss authorities, Swiss banking, US$1.5 billion, wealth seizure
So, like, this server is so lit that even the Swiss authorities are like, “woah, we gotta freeze this Russian senator’s assets just to make sure he doesn’t spend it all on joining this epic Minecraft server!”
Like, can you imagine how crazy this server must be if even the Swiss are getting involved? Maybe there’s a secret underground base where all the top players hang out and plot world domination or something.
Join now and maybe you’ll get in on the action before the authorities come knocking on your door! Just kidding, they probably won’t. But seriously, join this server for a wild ride that even the Swiss can’t resist!

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AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!
1 million, asset seizure, Avenn, AvennCraft, confiscated, confiscates, Corruption, economic sanctions, financial crime, foreign relations, government action, illegal activities, illicit funds, investigation, legal proceedings, money laundering, offshore accounts, oligarch, Russian, sanctions, uk, wealth
join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

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CartelCraft: Banker Brawl
ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers
come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

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Opportunity Minecraft SMP Pullback
buy low sell high, financial markets, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, market analysis, market corrections, market cycles, market opportunities, market psychology, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, opportunity, profit potential., pullback, risk management, smp, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for the most insane SMP you’ve ever seen! Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.
Join us and experience the thrill of every pullback being an opportunity for something amazing to happen. Whether it’s a surprise attack from a group of zombie pigmen or stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, you never know what’s around the corner in our world.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and compete against other players in a high-speed race through the End dimension. The winner gets bragging rights and a chest full of rare loot!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
acceptance, baphomet necklace, Boundaries, children, Communication, Community, CraftyQueers, friendship, Homosexual relationship, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mormon, neighbors, parenting, Religion, Server, Sexuality, stay at home mom, theistic Satanist, tolerance
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all walks of life, even the theistic Satanists with baphomet necklaces! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected friendships.
We don’t care if you’re raising your kids in religion or not, as long as you’re cool with building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no judgment” policy when it comes to your personal beliefs or who you love.
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of Minecraft, feel free to vent about your neighbor’s judgmental mom or share your wildest parenting stories. We’re all in this together, one block at a time.
So come join us on this hilarious journey where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the drama between Minecraft moms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AutisticCraft: Boundaries Edition
advocating for boundaries, advocating for personal space, autism acceptance, autism awareness, autism education, autism parenting, Autism Spectrum Disorder, autism support, AutisticCraft, Boundaries, boundaries with autistic individuals, boundary setting, communication challenges, Edition, neurodiversity, non-verbal communication, personal space, respecting limits, sensory boundaries, sensory processing, social skills development, special needs parenting, teaching boundaries
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is a thing of the past and nose-rubbing communication is the norm! Join us for a truly immersive experience where you’ll never have to worry about feeling uncomfortable or having boundaries respected.
Our server is perfect for those who love a good challenge, as you navigate your way through a world where physical contact is the primary form of communication. Get ready to dodge nose rubs and cheek touches as you try to build and survive in this unique environment.
But that’s not all – we also offer a special VIP experience where you can have a personal entourage follow you around, just like the boy in the story. Who needs privacy when you have a dedicated fan club at your beck and call?
So come join us on our server, where boundaries are a thing of the past and personal space is a distant memory. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely!

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PixelPeek-a-BooCraft
adult film, awful line, crass, cringeworthy, dialogue, Disgusting, Disturbing, explicit, explicit content, inappropriate, Memory, offensive, PixelPeekaBooCraft, Porno, pornographic, Quote, Seared, Shocking.., taboo, unforgettable, x rated
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild porno scene that will leave you scarred for life (in a good way, of course)! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences that will have you questioning your sanity and your internet search history. From explosive creeper encounters to scandalous pig races, our server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (or your bed, we don’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your Minecraft world rocked like never before!

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BrazilVPN Minecraft Server
+9, 000 a day, Access, Anonymity, Brazil, BrazilVPN, Bypass.., Data Protection, demand surge, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Fine, internet security, legal threat, Minecraft, online censorship, online privacy, privacy, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Users, vpn, Workarounds
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff. but get this, there’s a twist – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious.
oh, and get this – if you join our server, you get access to a secret portal that takes you to a hidden realm filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.
and guess what? we have a special potion in the game that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens who just wanna cuddle. it’s so cute, you won’t even believe it.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, if you don’t join, a band of evil villagers will come to your house and steal all your cookies. true story.

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KhorunzhyiCraft: Ukraine’s APC Fun!
APC, armored personnel carrier, armored vehicle, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, Fun, homemade, Khorunzhyi, KhorunzhyiCraft, military defense, military equipment, military innovation, military technology, military technology development, military use, military vehicles, military vehicles production, national security, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian innovation, Ukrainian military, vehicle manufacturing
lol u ever wanted to ride in a homemade armored personnel carrier? well guess what, our minecraft server has got u covered! join now to experience the thrill of cruising around in a khorunzhyi apc, designed and approved by the ukrainian military!
imagine rolling up to your enemies in style, with bulletproof armor and a powerful engine to boot. no one will stand a chance against you and your trusty apc.
plus, rumor has it that the khorunzhyi apc was actually built by a team of highly trained minecraft engineers who used nothing but dirt blocks and redstone to create this masterpiece. talk about talent!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate armored warrior in the minecraft world. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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What is the IP for spoonkid2 Minecraft Server?
Gaming, gaming funny moments, Minecraft, rust ak, rust base build, Rust best start ever, rust clans, rust funny moments, rust gameplay, rust huge loot, rust oil rig, rust plays, rust pvp, rust pvp highlights, rust raids, rust roleplayer, Rust Solo Survival, rust survival, rust treasure, Server, solo rust, solo survival, Spoonkid, spoonkid rust, Spoonkid2, Survival Games
Spoonkid2 is a talented content creator known for their engaging and humorous videos. With a knack for storytelling and a unique perspective, Spoonkid2 has built a loyal following on social media platforms. Their entertaining content spans a variety of topics, showcasing their creativity and personality. As a rising star in the digital space, Spoonkid2 continues to captivate audiences with their entertaining and relatable content.

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Emerald Quest: Where the sun never sets but the creepers always do! 1.21

banned, CREEPERS, disabled, Download, Emerald, FireTick, gig space limit, hard mode, Lag, logs, Map, Mods, night, Public, Quest, Reset, sets, Sleeping, speed hacks, Sun, Survival, Vanilla, world border, Xray

Emerald Quest Minecraft Server

Emerald Quest is a new vanilla survival server open to the public. There are no mods except that we disabled sleeping through the night and firetick is turned off. The server is on hard mode. The world border is at 8000.

Please don’t use xray or speed hacks or basically anything that lags the server or ruins the game for others. We’re good people. Suspicious behavior in the logs gets you banned.

The server will remain on the same map until we hit the 15 gig space limit and start over – ideally about a year. The world will be available for download when we reset.

Discord – https://discord.gg/Vsapm2t

Server IP: Emerald.quest

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is vanilla with limited exceptions.
What are the rules regarding suspicious behavior?	Suspicious behavior in the logs will result in a ban.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set at 8000.
How long will the server keep the same map?	Until we hit the 15 gig space limit, ideally about a year.

Twink’s Youthful Minecraft Server
age difference, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, FLIRTING, gym, Hookups, LGBTQ, Minecraft, misconceptions, older men, personal space, relationships, Server, social cues, social interactions, Stereotypes, twink, twinks, uncomfortable situations, unexpected advances, Youthful
Are you tired of creepy old men hitting on you at the gym? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing hitting on you will be creepers! No more awkward encounters with strangers trying to buy you a drink, just pure pixelated fun with fellow gamers. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into your DMs. Join now and leave those gym weirdos in the dust!

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> 107 Years Minecraft SMP
107 years, anniversary, Bolsheviks, cinematic adaptation, communism, documentary, film, historical event, History, long overdue, Minecraft, October Revolution, Overthrow, palace siege, political upheaval, revolution, russia, smp, soviet union, still no kino, taking of the winter palace, Tsar, Years
Are you tired of waiting for that sweet, sweet kino about the taking of the winter palace? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have reenacted the entire event in blocky glory! Join us and witness the epic battle between the Bolsheviks and the Provisional Government, complete with exploding TNT cannons and flying pigs (because why not?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with historical reenactments, llama conspiracies, and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

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