🔥illicit funds Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksRUs

anti-money laundering, blacklisting, BlockBucksRUs, Body, Corruption, criminal organizations, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial intelligence, financial regulations, Global, illegal activities, illicit finance, illicit funds, illicit transactions, International cooperation, money laundering, regulatory compliance, russia, sanctions, suspicious activities

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

Conquer, Corruption, economic sanctions, evade, evading, financial crimes, financial regulations, financial transparency, global politics, government corruption, illicit funds, international finance, money laundering, money trail, offshore accounts, political corruption, russia, Russian economy, sanctions evasion, shell companies, ShellCraft, tax evasion, US sanctions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	54	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

$86 million seized, Black Market, Chinese mafia, crime bust., criminal investigation, criminal network, criminal syndicate, Drug gang, drug trafficking, financial crime, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, italian police, law enforcement, Minecraft, money laundering, organized crime, Server, shadow Chinese money brokers, ShadowCraft, undercover operation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

FrozenRublesMC

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Swiss authorities are like, “woah, we gotta freeze this Russian senator’s assets just to make sure he doesn’t spend it all on joining this epic Minecraft server!”

Like, can you imagine how crazy this server must be if even the Swiss are getting involved? Maybe there’s a secret underground base where all the top players hang out and plot world domination or something.

Join now and maybe you’ll get in on the action before the authorities come knocking on your door! Just kidding, they probably won’t. But seriously, join this server for a wild ride that even the Swiss can’t resist!

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

1 million, asset seizure, Avenn, AvennCraft, confiscated, confiscates, Corruption, economic sanctions, financial crime, foreign relations, government action, illegal activities, illicit funds, investigation, legal proceedings, money laundering, offshore accounts, oligarch, Russian, sanctions, uk, wealth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here

#revelation, epiphany, growth, inner peace, introspection, NoseyCraft, overcoming obstacles, personal problem, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, solution

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of constantly being attacked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon against those pesky mobs – a team of ninja villagers trained in the ancient art of block-fu! Watch as they effortlessly take down enemies with their swift moves and impeccable aim.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the room is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? But be warned, the Nether is not your average fiery hellscape – it’s actually a tropical paradise complete with lava waterfalls, zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks, and ghasts sunbathing on the beach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

TaiwanNukeFree Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, decommission, decommissioning, electricity, ENERGY, Environment, green energy, HOMELAND, Minecraft, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear-free, policy, power, power plant, renewable energy, Server, taiwan, TaiwanNukeFree, TRANSITION

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have NO NUKES cuz we’re like taiwan decommissioning their nuclear plant. we’re all about that nuclear-free homeland vibe, so come build with us and save the planet from radioactive creepers. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a nuclear wasteland. let’s goooooooo!!!

RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

Escape, Plan, RwandaCraft, Starmers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

MadGeniusCraft

Brilliance, cognitive abilities, creativity, exceptional talent, extraordinary perception, GENIUS, gifted mind, imagination, Insight, intelligence, intuition, MadGeniusCraft, madman, mental health, mental illness, Perception, psychological state, unconventional thinking, Understanding, unique perspective, Visionary

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

1.19, 1.21, 24hr DeathBan, Anarchy, Anticheat, Bounties, Custom Menu, Discord, Fair Gameplay, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, lives, Paper, PvP, Sassy’s ANARCHY, Semi-Hardcore, Shop, socials, Survival, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Potions Brewed:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	164
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3756	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!