Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!
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IllegalGriefer420 – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage illegal activities! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, here you can participate in underground black market trading, organize heists on other players’ bases, and even start your own illegal casino! -
BlockBusterPrison
illegal deeds, illegal activities to avoid, illegal activities to stop, illegal activities, unlawful actsAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like mining diamonds without a permit or building a house without a zoning license.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sheep Liberation Front,” a group of rebellious players who have declared war on all sheep in the game. Join their ranks and help free the sheep from their woolly oppressors!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly? Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the night without getting blown up by a ghostly green monstrosity.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for breaking the rules). Join today and start breaking the law in style!
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OpMinecraft SMPeratorMovies
Are you tired of dodging bullets in real life during WW3? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual country and conquer the world through pixelated warfare. Who needs real war when you can have a blocky battle for supremacy? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! So come on, join us before the real world goes up in flames! -
CraftyWidow’sMinecraftServer
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepchildren’s demands for my classic car money? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a cross-country road trip like no other – but instead of a car, you’ll be riding on a pig named Porky!We understand the importance of honoring your late husband’s memory, which is why our server is filled with classic car replicas for you to drive around in Minecraft. Take a break from the drama and hop into a virtual convertible for a relaxing drive through pixelated landscapes.
But beware, your stepchildren might try to sabotage your trip by sending creepers your way! Don’t let them ruin your adventure – show them who’s boss by building the most epic vacation home on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous as the drama in your life, join us now! Who needs stepchildren when you have a virtual world to explore?
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HolyCraft: Church vs State
Are you tired of politics infiltrating every aspect of your life, even in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banished all politicians to their own separate island where they can argue about policies all day long without bothering us! Join us for a politics-free zone and let’s build some epic structures together without any government interference. It’s like a vacation from reality, but with creepers and diamonds! -
KurskCraft: Putin’s Bluff!
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more action than a Putin red line bluff in Kursk! Zelenskiy himself said our server is more lit than a Ukrainian war briefing.We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons skeletin’ all over the place. Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic base you’ve ever seen.
We promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re a villager, then you might get bored cuz we like to mess with them. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!
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TransBlockerz: No Gender Bending Allowed!
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more drama than a reality TV show! Our players are more divided than a math problem, with 91.6% of Taiwanese players straight up saying NO to gender self-identification for transgender women. It’s like a virtual battleground of opinions, with only 6.1% cool with transgender women using women’s public toilets and a measly 4.2% down for them joining women’s sporting events.But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions, with women, parents, and older players bringing the heat with their strong opposition. It’s like a virtual war zone of conflicting views, and you gotta jump in and pick a side.
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a virtual world where opinions clash harder than two mobs fighting over a diamond block, then come join us on this insane Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious virtual drama!
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Enival: Where we trust you to not steal our diamonds! Launching soon!
Server Name Enival Server Type Minecraft SMP Launch Date Between September 13-15 Discord Link Join the Discord Overview:
Enival is a soon to be launched Minecraft SMP that focuses on creating an enjoyable, trust-filled survival experience. It aims to build a community based on trust and camaraderie, with no land claims and friendly players.
FAQ:
What is Enival? Enival is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a semi-vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.
Why Join Us Now? The Minecraft server isn’t live yet, but that’s where you come in! We’re building an amazing community on the Discord server before the server goes live. By joining now, you get to be part of the amazing community that this server will have.
What to Expect:
Whitelist: We’re keeping it safe and friendly. You’ll need to apply to join, ensuring that griefers won’t get in, and even if they do everything is logged and can be rolled back without problem.
Quality of Life Mods: A few carefully chosen mods will enhance your experience without straying too far from that beloved vanilla feel.
Launch Date: We’re aiming to go live between September 13-15, so mark your calendars! 🗓️
If you’re looking for a fresh server, a new community, or just a place where you can truly enjoy Minecraft with like-minded players, Enival is the place for you. Join our Discord today and be part of the server from day one! 🎉
Enival means enjoyable survival, so you’d enjoy playing there.