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IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

adoption, America, born out of wedlock, catholic church, child welfare, export, Family secrets, hidden past, historical scandal, IllegitimateCraft, international scandal, investigative journalism, Italian children, Italian orphans, new book, ORPHAN, orphans, Program, religious institution, social injustice, undocumented history, Vatican, Vatican program

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

EdgeWorld Selfies

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a realm where the Earth is as round as a juicy watermelon! Our server is the perfect place for all you globe-believers out there who want to explore a world that actually makes sense.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive edge of the world. Will you discover the truth about the Earth’s shape, or will you fall off the edge and into the abyss? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of penguin warriors who are hell-bent on protecting the Earth’s roundness at all costs. Join forces with these feathery fighters and take on the Flat Earthers in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove once and for all that the Earth is round, just like a delicious pizza!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5366
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

#exciting, Community, competitive, Ffa, Fun, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, Rewards, Server, SoulPvP, Voting

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

Communication, DELAY, digital communication, Discord, efficiency, frame, Frustration, gura, Minecraft, mobile alerts, Notification, notification settings, notification system, online presence, Ping, Pings, push notification, real-time updates, smp, social media, Technology, tweet, tweets, twitter

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	7038	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	163
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

aita, anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, CraftySisterBetrayal, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional, family, Grief, healing, husband, locked out, miscarriage, miscarriage support, overreaction, privacy, relationships, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	212	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	146
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockyBantsCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

RocketCraft: SirenZone

air raid, central Israel, civilian protection, Community safety, crisis management., defense measures, emergency preparedness, emergency response, Israeli defense, Middle East conflict, military response, missile attack, national security, open area, Public Safety, Rocket, RocketCraft, security alert, sirens, SirenZone, threat assessment, warning system

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5465	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!!

Phoenix-Network

Adventure, Boxpvp, Community, Crafting, Creative, custom experiences, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1094
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Phoenix Network Prison | Skyblock | MiniGames| BoxPvP

Phoenix Network focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: Phoenix-Network.Net

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