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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Towns Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	617671	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

145GHz, 5G speed, average speed, Broadband, communication technology, data speeds, DATA Transmission, frequency range, Gb/s, Gigabits per second, GigaSpeeds, high frequency, internet speed, long distance communication, record frequency range, researchers, technology advancements, total bandwidth, transmission world record, uk, wireless speeds, wireless technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

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Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7966	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

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