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  • Banned: Minecraft Server

    Banned: Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just so…legal? Well, look no further because on our server, we are banning the most outrageous thing ever – mining diamonds! That’s right, no more digging for those shiny blue rocks, because on our server, diamonds are strictly off-limits.

    But that’s not all! We also have a rule that makes it illegal to build anything taller than a single block. Say goodbye to skyscrapers and hello to tiny, cramped houses that barely fit a bed and a crafting table.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. They have their own llama mafia and if you cross them, you’ll find yourself banned faster than you can say “llama drama.”

    So come join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

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  • BlockBusters2025

    BlockBusters2025
    Are you tired of living in a world where porn is illegal in 2025? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual paradise where porn is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us and escape the oppressive laws of the real world as you build, explore, and indulge in all the adult content your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and loves to watch players get freaky in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

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  • Firework PvP

    Firework PvP
    join dis server if u wanna have da time of ur life! we got creepers dat explode confetti, zombies dat dance thriller, and skeletons dat shoot fireworks! it’s like a party in minecraft every day! plus, if u join on da 4th of july, u can shoot someone and it’ll just blend right in with all da pops and bangs! it’s da perfect crime, amirite? so come on over and join da fun, u won’t regret it… unless u get blown up by a confetti creeper, den u might regret it a little bit.

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  • OutpostCraft: Build it like Israel!

    OutpostCraft: Build it like Israel!
    hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Israel recognizes it! dey approved mass construction cuz dey know dis server is da bomb diggity! we got three illegal West Bank outposts dat r just waitin for u to explore and conquer! join now and be part of da craziest adventure u ever had in minecraft! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride!

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  • CraftyCraftyRight

    CraftyCraftyRight
    so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “eww, far-right politics are bad” and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we’re all about the far-left, man! we got rainbow flags everywhere and free hugs for everyone! join us and fight against the evil forces of the far-right! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next move against the oppressors. come join us and be a part of the revolution, dude!

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  • PreggoPixelPrison

    PreggoPixelPrison
    so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the teacher got preggers by a student? like, what even is that?! join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen! maybe you’ll even find a pregnant teacher roaming around, who knows! come join the madness and see what all the hype is about! trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🤣🤯

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  • NoWeedOnWheelsCraft

    NoWeedOnWheelsCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore! Our server is a weed-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any accidental pot smoking in the virtual world. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back no matter what. Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Join now and escape the madness of reality!

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  • CraftyCrimez

    CraftyCrimez
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest criminal fantasies without any consequences! Want to steal all the diamonds in sight? Go for it! Want to build a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Absolutely!

    Join our server and let your inner criminal mastermind run wild. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious bandit in all of Minecraft! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on in and start your life of crime today!

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  • LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

    LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL
    Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

    Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

    Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

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  • UnderageBlockParty

    UnderageBlockParty
    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from all the cray cray stuff happening in the real world? well, do i have the server for u!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our villagers are always throwing lit parties and the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna hang out.

    we even had this one time where a group of players tried to start a wedding between a 12-year-old girl and a 72-year-old man, but don’t worry, our police squad swooped in and saved the day.

    join us for the wackiest and wildest minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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