illegal wildlife trade Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PangolinPillageCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

BorderCat Minecraft Server

animal smuggling, border control, BorderCat, conservation, criminal activity, cross-border crime, detained, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, illegal wildlife trade, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, Polish-Ukrainian border, Server, SMUGGLER, wild cat, wildlife crime, wildlife protection, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking network, wildlife trafficking ring

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

come join our epic minecraft server where we have wild cat smugglers running amok near the polish-ukrainian border! watch out for the sneaky felines trying to steal your diamonds and creep up on you while you’re building your epic castle. but don’t worry, our fearless moderators are on the case, ready to detain any mischievous kitties trying to cause chaos. join now for a wild adventure filled with crazy cat antics and non-stop excitement!

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4520
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8511
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3603	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1463

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Emeralds Found:	1233	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3595
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ores Mined:	9422	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	8522
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyUnemployedYouth

“Youth, career development, China, CraftyUnemployedYouth, economic growth, Economy, employment rate, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job seekers, joblessness, july, jumps, labor force, statistics, underemployment, unemployment, Workforce, young adults

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Runes Activated:	0

come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.