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IllegalGriefer420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	90	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage illegal activities! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, here you can participate in underground black market trading, organize heists on other players’ bases, and even start your own illegal casino!

Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	119
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3190	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	233

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	3353	Buildings Constructed:	11
Towns Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	3698	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13

What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1028	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Animals Bred:	104	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	3728	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	285
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Runes Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	4734	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.