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WholesomeTales Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

OMG guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who taught me how to do the cha-cha slide while fighting off creepers. It was wild, bro.

And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, it just felt right) and suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me. I was like, “Is this real life or am I just tripping on too many enchanted golden apples?”

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!

CraftyConfusion

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Animals Bred:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	311	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	701119	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	107	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Animals Bred:	180
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!