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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8211 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
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