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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5222 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 6640 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.