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Crafty Nigerian SMP – Government Tortures and Parades American Businessman

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	3551
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers throw parties, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just make sure to watch out for those singing diamonds – they can be quite the divas!

GeoDetainedCraft

#authorities, GeoDetainedCraft, Georgian citizen, illegal detention, occupation line, Report, Russian forces

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, there’s this totally wild story about Russian forces trying to mess with a Georgian citizen near the occupation line. But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical protection spells that keep all the crazies away. Plus, we have unicorns and dragons roaming around, so it’s like a fantasy land up in here. Join us for the ultimate adventure and never worry about getting detained by Russian forces again!

EarlessWonderCraft

body modification, caring for piercings, custody agreement, daughter’s birthday, Ear piercing, ear piercing age, EarlessWonderCraft, family drama, gender affirming surgery, Gender Identity, good job done, mall piercer, medical community, Migration, parenting, Parenting styles, political views, professional piercer, rejection, sibling relationships, trans siblings

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life family drama that will make you forget about mining for diamonds! Our server is full of intense arguments about ear piercings, body modifications, and even gender identity.

Witness epic battles between ex-partners with different parenting styles and political views, all over the simple act of getting ears pierced. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as they debate the age at which a child should be allowed to modify their body and the importance of going to a professional piercer.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated discussions about gender identity, trans siblings, and even a little flipping off and swearing. Who needs PvP battles when you have this level of drama?

Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine for?

GordonsCookOff Minecraft Server

camera crew, celebrity chef, competitive cooking, cooking challenge, cooking competition, cooking for a prize, cooking under pressure, Culinary Creativity, culinary skills, Gordon Ramsey, GordonsCookOff, gourmet dish, high pressure cooking, high stakes cooking, impressing a chef, impressing Gordon Ramsey, intense cooking challenge, million dollar challenge, million dollar prize, Minecraft, Reality TV Show, Server, time limit

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Picture this: Gordon Ramsey, the culinary king himself, knocking on your Minecraft door with a camera crew in tow. He’s offering a million in-game coins if you can whip up a dish that will blow his pixelated socks off in just one hour. Are you up for the challenge? Will you create a masterpiece that will have Gordon screaming “It’s raw!” or will you serve up a dish so delicious that he’ll crown you the ultimate Minecraft chef? Join our server and show off your virtual cooking skills in this high-stakes culinary showdown! Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress Gordon enough to earn a spot on his virtual cooking show!

AwkwardCraft: Explain It!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	8660
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Have you ever had to explain to your parents why you accidentally set the living room on fire while trying to cook a chicken in Minecraft? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again because we have fire-proof houses! Plus, our community is so friendly that they’ll even help you come up with a believable excuse for your parents. Join us now and never be caught in an awkward situation again!

TacoCraft: Baby Snatcher’s Revenge

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Animals Bred:	175	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the craziest sht happens? well, lemme tell ya bout this one server where a mexican woman tried to kidnap a baby to sacrifice in witchcraft! like, what the actual fck, right? but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

we got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, like they think they’re some kind of minecraft gods or something. and don’t even get me started on the underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted swords and potions. it’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, but with more explosions and less plot.

oh, and did i mention the secret society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, apparently they’re the ones pulling all the strings behind the scenes. but hey, as long as they keep the diamonds flowing, i’m cool with it.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. just watch out for any mexican women trying to kidnap babies, okay?

MammothMania – Hunt or be hunted!

000 Years, climate change, Conclusion, Consistent, Decisive, Extinction, giant sloths, Human hunting, hunt, Hunted, large mammals, last 50, MammothMania, mammoths, mastodons, researchers, review, Role, scientific articles, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt humans instead of animals! forget about climate change, we’re all about that human hunting life. we’ve got mammoths, mastodons, and giant sloths for you to track down and take out. with over 300 scientific articles backing us up, you know this server is the real deal. so grab your weapons and get ready for the ultimate hunting experience. join now and show off your skills as a human hunter extraordinaire!

✨ Aethyria✨ Almost Vanilla With a Dash of Spice {and a sprinkle of chaos}

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Aethyria Minecraft Server

IP Address	aethyria.apexmc.co
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/M2K2q6AjT8

Specifications

RAM	5GB
Player Slots	25
Server Software	Paper 1.20.6
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21
Uptime	99.99%

Plugins

Jobs
Quests
Chest shops
ArtMap
LWC
Many more!

Ethos

We are strictly against being pay-to-win and all gameplay-affecting commands are available to all players. All aspects of the server are and will remain EULA-compliant, protecting our players from unfair disadvantages that they could face on non-compliant servers.

Experience

The staff team (all 18+) are experienced in server management and have spent more than 3 months preparing the server for opening. That’s not to say that there isn’t still continuous improvement, of course!

FAQ

1. Can I join with Minecraft version 1.22?

No, the server currently supports versions 1.9 to 1.21 only.

2. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

We have a strict policy against griefing and hacking, but there are no specific banned items or blocks.

3. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas, but we encourage a friendly and respectful community environment.

IceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is ice type for no apparent reason other than the fact that we thought it would be cool (pun intended). Join us and experience the thrill of slipping and sliding around on ice blocks while trying to build your dream castle without accidentally slipping off the edge.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ice cave filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that a legendary ice dragon guards the cave, waiting to challenge brave adventurers who dare to enter.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have penguin villagers who trade in fish and snowballs. And don’t even get us started on the polar bear riding competitions that happen every full moon.

So come join us on our ice type Minecraft server and prepare for a frosty adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring a warm sweater, things tend to get pretty chilly around here!

PeakGamerBod Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Do you want to reach peak gamer body status? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate training ground for Minecraft champions! Join us and you’ll be slaying creepers with your eyes closed in no time.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes on to test his skills against our elite players. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that drop enchanted golden apples like candy, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually be real).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the Minecraft legend you were always meant to be. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your social life will be a thing of the past as you spend all your time building pixelated castles and battling virtual mobs. But hey, who needs friends when you can have diamond armor, am I right?

PezeshCraft2021

elected, election, iran, Massoud Pezeshkian, new, PezeshCraft2021, president

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5496
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server announcement instead of real life news. like, bro, come join our server cuz we just elected Massoud Pezeshkian as our new president. he’s gonna lead us to victory in the epic battle against the evil mobs and build the most epic diamond castle you’ve ever seen. plus, he’s got mad redstone skills so our contraptions are gonna be lit af. join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrrrrr.

NoNewsJustBlocks

articles, Communication, Digital, Extinction, Future, History, INFORMATION, Journalism, journalism career, journalism ethics, journalism industry, journalism profession, Media, News, newspaper, NoNewsJustBlocks, obsolete, ONLINE, Print, publications, Technology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	6

lol imagine a world where newspapers are like, extinct. like, who even reads those anymore? come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to never make you read a newspaper ever again. instead, we have a whole village of villagers who will deliver all the news to you in person. they even do interpretive dances to really make the news come alive. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with all the newspapers in the world just in case you start to miss them. but let’s be real, who would miss those boring things when you can be playing on our server, amirite? join now and say goodbye to newspapers forever!