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  • CableCuttersCraft

    CableCuttersCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than taiwan detaining a chinese-crewed ship suspected of cutting undersea cable! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through treacherous waters and try to avoid getting caught by the authorities.

    our server is so lit, it’s like a firework show on the 4th of july! you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

    plus, we have the best community ever! everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane minecraft server!

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  • CraftyBorderPatrol

    CraftyBorderPatrol
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!

    Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).

    So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!

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  • Egg House Eviction Service

    Egg House Eviction Service
    join our epic minecraft server where u can egg houses for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  • CraftyCreeperCo-WorkerCrime

    CraftyCreeperCo-WorkerCrime
    Are you tired of dealing with shady coworkers accessing the dark web on your computer? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that none of our players will ever hack into your virtual workspace and download illegal content. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle in all the land. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate spooky Minecraft adventure!

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  • Grave Diggers R Us

    Grave Diggers R Us
    come join our minecraft server where we dig up graves like archaeologists and steal treasures like grave robbers! it’s like a real life storage wars but in minecraft! you never know what kind of crazy loot you’ll find buried underground! join now for the ultimate adventure in grave robbing and treasure hunting!

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  • CraftyCopz: Blockin’ Bad!

    CraftyCopz: Blockin’ Bad!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of corrupt police officers from Reddit! That’s right, you heard it here first.

    Join our server for a chance to witness some truly outrageous and hilarious corruption from our staff. From stealing diamonds to setting up illegal redstone operations, our officers will stop at nothing to make sure you have a wild and unforgettable experience.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our infamous “Jailbreak” event, where you’ll have to escape from a prison built entirely out of obsidian blocks. Trust us, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky Reddit cops!

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  • OilSpillCraft

    OilSpillCraft
    Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

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  • CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

    CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

    Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

    So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

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  • BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

    BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • ScamCraft SMP: The Ultimate Grift

    ScamCraft SMP: The Ultimate Grift
    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft SMP where the admins convinced everyone that diamonds were actually worthless and dirt was the most valuable currency? Yep, that’s right, on our server, we have a whole economy based on dirt. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of dirt hoarders who will trade you rare items for your precious dirt. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about losing your diamonds in a raid again! Join us for the most outrageous scam in Minecraft history and see if you can become the dirtiest player on the server!

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