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WildlifeCraft: Crackdown Costa Rica

biodiversity preservation, conservation efforts, Conservation Measures, Conservation Policies, Costa, Costa Rica, crackdown, Cracks Down, EcoTourism, Endangered species, Environmental Crime, Environmental Protection, Illegal Access, law enforcement, national parks, Protected Wildlife Areas, RICA, sustainable tourism, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection, Wildlife Reserves, Wildlife Sanctuaries, wildlife trafficking, WildlifeCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	115	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Yo, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Costa Rica is tryna shut it down? That’s right, our server is so lit that even the wildlife wanna be a part of it! We got pandas, tigers, and even a freakin’ unicorn roaming around our protected areas. But don’t worry, we got security measures in place to keep them from griefing your builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging Costa Rican authorities while building your dream world!

Fool’s Errand Server: Misaligned Mobs

Accountability, algorithmic accountability, alignment, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, Controlling, deep learning, Errand, Ethics, Fairness, fool’s errands, Fools, interpretability, large language models, machine learning, misaligned, mobs, model governance, neural networks, nlp, proof, responsible AI, Server, transparency

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so crazy, even the ender dragon wears a tutu and sings showtunes.

join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.

plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!

Yolo | You only live once server minecraft

adequate community, beautiful design, Community, design, Discord, good plugins, Hosting, humor, Minecraft, Plugins, private server, Server, stable TPS, tps, well-tuned discord, yolo, You only live once

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	785984
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

? Yolo – You Only Live Once

? Our private minecraft server – Yolo

Let’s tell you why you should go to our private server with unusual plugins:

1. Humor and most importantly adequate community;

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2. There are many good plugins;

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3. Good hosting, stable 20 TPS;

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4. A well -tuned discord server

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5. Beautiful design

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Blossoms of War, Like Flames 1.20.6

1.20.6, Blossoms, carnal union, child-bearing hips, creamy skin, family, flames, Goddess, Hana wa Saku, impregnate, juche milk, luscious lips, manhood, moans, motherly bosom, Natsue An, perfect, Seifuku, Shura no Gotoku, Sumomomomomomomogaoka, sweet sweat, twintails, velvety cream, War, War Crimes, Worship

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to impregnate Natsue An (not really, but wouldn’t that be wild?). Our server is like a holy shrine dedicated to her divine figure, with child-bearing hips that will make you drop to your knees in worship (not literally, please don’t do that).

We offer a unique experience where you can commit more war crimes than every Kichijoji in Sumomomomomomomogaoka history (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Listen to Natsue An’s moans as you build your Minecraft empire and let your imagination run wild (within reason, of course).

Suckle at her motherly bosom (metaphorically, please) and let her juche milk inspire your creativity in the game. Our server is louder than ten thousand radio announcements, with a community that is as passionate as you are about Natsue An (maybe not that passionate, but close).

So come join us, and let’s build a world where Natsue An’s twintails can hit you with love and where you can retire after raising twenty-seven virtual children together. It’s the perfect escape from reality, where you can let your wildest fantasies come to life (in Minecraft, of course).

Work Woes & Minecraft Bros

Boundaries, bros, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional support, Empathy, feeling hurt, feeling left out, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner dynamics, personal struggles, Reassurance, relationship problems, seeking help, small business owners, Support, woes, work, work stress

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and misunderstandings in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real-life problems! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the stress and just focus on building and exploring.

Just like in this crazy story, you can navigate through challenging situations and learn how to communicate better with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend or SO in our virtual world!

Don’t be the “asshole” in your relationships, join our server and let off some steam in a fun and lighthearted environment. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoRedFlags4Me Minecraft SMP

bad hire, candidate evaluation, employee selection, Hiring, hiring criteria, hiring decisions, hiring manager, hiring mistakes, hiring process, human Resources, Interview preparation, interview techniques, Interview Tips, job applicant, Job Interview, job screening, Job Search, Minecraft, NoRedFlags4Me, Recruitment, red flags, smp, subtle signs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found! So, like, this server is so lit because they only let in people who can do a sick dance move IRL before joining. Like, if you can’t do the floss or the worm, you’re outta luck, bro. But wait, it gets even better – they have this rule where you have to speak in pig Latin the whole time you’re playing. It’s so random and hilarious, I can’t even deal. Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. I know, right? It’s like a whole other level of weirdness. So, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and have a blast with a bunch of goofballs, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ComedyCraft: The Worst Jokester

big comedian, comedic achievements, comedic failures, comedic reputation, comedic skills, comedic talent, comedy career, comedy critique, comedy fame, comedy industry, comedy legends., comedy success, comedy success stories, comedy world, ComedyCraft, famous comedians, jokester, least funny comedian, mainstream comedy, overrated comedians, stand up comedy, WORST, worst comedian

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Ores Mined:	1532	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old jokes that make you groan instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comedy club of the gaming world! Join us and experience the hilarity of building a giant statue of a chicken telling bad jokes, or participating in our weekly stand-up comedy open mic night where players roast each other with puns and dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary comedian Steve the Sheep, who once made a creeper laugh so hard it exploded into a million pieces. Rumor has it that if you can make Steve laugh, he’ll give you the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds in the game. So come on down and join us for a laugh riot like no other!

CraftyEuroLeaders Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Condemnation, controversy, CraftyEuroLeaders, criticism, elon musk, European leaders, forget, germany, History, Holocaust, international relations, Memory, Minecraft, OMINOUS, political statements, public opinion, push, Remembrance, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social media, world war II

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

lol u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s like a rave in the barnyard. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles, they’re fancy af.

but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw epic parties every night, you can join in if you dare. and our nether realm is like a disco inferno, with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

so come on down to our server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

ElonCraft vs NorWealth – Friends in Blocks

blocks, Business, business dispute, business relationships, CEO, CEO clash, CEO friendship, clash, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk CEO, Elon Musk controversy, elon musk news, ElonCraft, Friends, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, norway, Norway wealth fund, Norway wealth fund CEO, NorWealth, wealth fund

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6614
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

So, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Elon Musk and the CEO of the Norway wealth fund are like, besties? Yeah, man, they’re always building crazy stuff together and having epic battles against each other. It’s like a real-life superhero showdown, but in Minecraft!

You gotta join this server, dude, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon Elon and the CEO having a dance-off or something equally ridiculous. Plus, the server has this secret underground lair where they keep all their rare items and treasure. It’s like a real-life Minecraft heist waiting to happen!

And get this, sometimes they’ll randomly spawn in a giant pink unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. Yeah, man, it’s like a magical fairy tale come to life in Minecraft. So, if you wanna join in on the craziness and hang out with Elon Musk and the Norway wealth fund CEO, then this is the server for you, bro!

Dementia Risk Predictor Server

aging, alzheimer’s, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive tests, dementia, dementia prevention, dementia risk, Executive function, Haemophilus, Health research, mci, Memory, Memory Loss, Microbiome, mouth bacteria, Neisseria, neurodegenerative disease, oral health, Predictor, Risk, Server, visual attention

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where your mouth bacteria can predict your dementia risk!! 😂🤣🧠 our researchers found that if you have higher levels of bacteria called Neisseria and Haemophilus, you’ll be a minecraft pro!! 🎮🔥 forget about building houses, you’ll be building memory palaces in no time! 😜💯 who knew that your mouth germs could be the key to unlocking your full gaming potential?? join now and level up your cognitive skills while crafting and mining with your new bacterial buddies! 🏰💎 #MinecraftMadness #DementiaDreamTeam

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, backstory, Character, Favorite, fuck, games, German, Help, little sister, Loli, loli succubus, long time ago, milfs, mystic, PIXEL, Realms, related, sim game, succubus, talking sim, Thread, visual novel, woke up

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Looking for a server? Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build and explore with a twist! Forget about boring old games, here you can unleash your creativity and build your own world. Plus, you can even find hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. It’s like a talking sim game, but with a lot more action and adventure! So come join us and let’s have a blast together!