Illegal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoIllegalBlocksAllowed

decree, restriction, illegal, enforce, power

If I had the power, I would make it illegal to not join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block every time they dug a hole. Legend has it they became the richest player in all of Minecraft land! And that’s not all, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

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Lone Star Trans Youth 1.20.6

discrimination, Adults, transgender surgery, lone, RIGHTS

Y’all wanna join this Minecraft server where we keep things wilder than Texas banning all them surgeries? We don’t discriminate here, even if you’re an adult wanting to get some surgery, we’ll make sure you keep them tiddies! Come join the chaos and let’s build a world crazier than this law!

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PixelPalsCraft: No Annexation!

PixelPalsCraft, international law, UN, united nations, resolution

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the UN rights head said it’s the best place to be. they said something about forced transfers and annexations being unlawful, but we don’t really know what that means. all we know is that our server is the place to be for all the cool kids.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a wild time in the craziest minecraft server ever!

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Pixel Flame Ban in Cali

charizard, Ban, illegal, pokemon, Imaginary

LOL JOIN dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest shiz everrrr!!! We got creepers dat explode into glitter and turn into unicorns!!! Ride around on giant chickens dat poop out diamonds!!! Build a house made entirely of cake and eat it without getting a tummy ache!!! Fight off evil llamas dat shoot lasers from their eyes!!! And if u find a fire type Pokemon, WATCH OUT cuz da California police gonna come after u for havin illegal pets!!! So come on down to da server where da only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few brain cells, but who needs those anyway?!?! #minecraftmadness #unicornsanddiamonds #californiallamapolice

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BlockBusters: No More Creepers!

CREEPERS, INEQUALITY, Cheating, Manipulation, lying..

If I could make one thing illegal, it would be not joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s a crime to miss out on all the craziness and fun we have going on here. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. We’ve got pigs riding on minecarts, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that griefing is even a thing. So join us now before the Minecraft police come knocking on your door for not being part of the coolest server in town!

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NaziFreeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, salute, NaziFreeCraft, Jail, freedom of speech

so come join our epic minecraft server where u can do all the nazi salutes u want without fear of goin to jail! we got a secret underground bunker where u can practice ur heil hitler all day long, no cops allowed! plus, we have a special skin pack that turns all the villagers into hitler lookalikes, it’s like a history lesson and a game all in one! join now before the fbi shuts us down for promoting hate speech in a blocky world!

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Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

gang symbol, Urban, gang presence, Graffiti, Gangs

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

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Emmanuel’s Abduction Zone 1.20.2

Sneaking, Latinos, specialized criminal, KIDNAPPING, gringos

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my kidnapping adventures? Well, look no further, because this server is where the real action is at. We’ve got gringos in lion costumes scaring kids, Latinos spreading rumors – it’s like a soap opera, but with blocks!

Join us and experience the thrill of stealing humans and moving them across the world. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with real consequences! The money is good, the chaos is even better.

So, what are you waiting for? Catch me if you can on this crazy Minecraft server. And don’t forget to bring a water bottle, because this adventure will leave you thirsty for more!

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Egg House Flex

Fun, consequences, Revenge, Dangerous, prank

join our epic minecraft server where egging someone’s house is currently a flex. we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who poops out diamonds instead of eggs. our pvp arena is filled with lava pits and explosive sheep that will blow up on contact. and don’t forget about our custom mobs like the zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

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ShadowFleetRaiders

Politico, crackdown, Maritime, Europe, Reports

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE WE’LL SEIZE YOUR SHIPS LIKE EUROPE WANTS TO SEIZE RUSSIA’S SHADOW FLEET! YOU DON’T WANT TO END UP LIKE A SHIP WITHOUT A SAIL, DO YA? COME JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND BUILDING MADNESS! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU JUMP OUT OF YOUR SKIN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SHIPS TAKEN AWAY BY EUROPE, THAT IS. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

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