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HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	5028	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4847
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3015	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	1619	Villages Defended:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	82	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!

CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Cinema, CraftyCreeper69420, cryptic storyline, enigmatic cinema, Extraordinaire, film, hidden identity, intriguing plot, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, mysterious film, Mystery, No. 685397634, psychological thriller, puzzling narrative, secretive filmmaker, smp, Suspense, suspenseful movie, Thriller, unknown director

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!

BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH

AITAH, Benefits, boyfriend’s parents, BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH, buying a house, college educated, cultural values, early retirement, financial choices, future planning, Immigrant, investment choices, low cost of living, mid 50’s, monthly payments, not caring, paycheque, professionals, real estate investments, Retirement, retirement fund, Risk, sacrifice, savings, starting a family, Struggling, Upset, white collar jobs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7335
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.

Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!

KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

adsense, Censorship, Digital Marketing, escalate, Geopolitics, global affairs, GOOGLE, internet, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, monetization, News, online advertising, online publishers, online revenue, political tensions, russia, Russian government, Shutdown, Special, Technology, Tensions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

BlockyBoysLazyLand

BlockyBoysLazyLand, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered assumptions, gendered behavior, gendered language, laziness, Masculinity, Men, productivity, sexism, social constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, work ethic

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	157	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	4537	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

So, like, if you’re a dude who loves being lazy, this server is totally for you, bro! We have like, lazy mobs that just chill and don’t even attack you. And get this, we have lazy villagers who will straight up trade with you without moving an inch. It’s like a lazy paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have this epic lazy king who just sits on his lazy throne all day, giving out lazy quests for you to complete. And if you’re too lazy to do them, no worries, he won’t even care. Plus, we have lazy building competitions where you can just throw a few blocks together and call it a masterpiece.

So come join our server, where laziness is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. Who needs to work hard in Minecraft when you can just be lazy and have a blast? Let’s get lazy together, dude!