| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9715 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9304 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8671 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4873 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 174 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 5357 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8926 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 681 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 124 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Votes: | 3845 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3701 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 231 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8136 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 931 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1289 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7107 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
