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Miscast Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4751	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4740	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	831038	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	316	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mines Excavated:	2312	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Emeralds Found:	5056
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	7495

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!