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Zapped Creeper SMP: No Square Brackets Inside, Just Pure Minecraft Fun!

Active Staff, Brackets, Creative, creeper, Custom Biomes, Custom Plugins, Custom terrain, Discord integration, Economy, Events, friendly community, Fun, hardcore mode, Land Claims, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Ranks, Player Shops, Pure, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Square, Survival, zapped

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description	Features
Charged Creeper Server	Lite RPG experience Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, and more Voting system with rewards Player-owned economy Support for different MC versions Informative Discord channel Custom Help menu

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When did Charged Creeper server launch?	The server launched in March 2024.
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a lite RPG experience, Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, a voting system, a player-owned economy, support for different MC versions, an informative Discord channel, and a custom Help menu.
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is not whitelisted and open for all players to join.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or the Bedrock Port: 25566.

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

999, Amano Pikamee Archive, BONK! edition, Daimonji Ryugon, DMJ, Ebosi, GeniusCraft, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, Server, TMSK, Uemine Noruju, VOMS, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Votes:	4912
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	827	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride with Henya the Genius and her VOMS Project crew as they embark on epic adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – where else can you team up with Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya to build the craziest creations you can imagine?

And don’t even get me started on the former member Ebosi, now known as Jitomi Monoe, or the legendary Amano Pikamee Archive. These guys are the stuff of Minecraft legends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this server and prepare for non-stop laughter, epic battles, and mind-blowing builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ShitTestedMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bullied, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, friendzone, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender Roles, insecure, introverted, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self harm, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, shit tested, ShitTestedMC, societal pressures, SUICIDE, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, victim blaming

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of getting bullied and friendzoned in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a powerful warrior or a peaceful farmer. No more getting shit tested by men or women, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the most popular player and never have to worry about being introverted or insecure again. So why wait? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BrosBeforeBridesMC

bachelor party, best man, BrosBeforeBridesMC, canceling, extreme reaction, fiancé involvement, freaked out, friendship, group texts, hotel reservations, mistake, ORGANIZED, party planning, Planning, reading text messages, receipts, strip club, Strippers, Surprise, taking sides, wedding party

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no strippers but plenty of blocky fun! Just like Rick’s fiancé, Lisa, we like to keep things under control and make sure everyone is involved in the planning process.

Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!

MirrorlessCraft

Appearance, body image, MirrorlessCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-aware, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-critique, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-observation, self-perception, self-recognition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

come join this cray cray minecraft server where you can see what you REALLY look like! no more reflections or photos, just pure unadulterated YOU! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers like flying without wings and shooting diamonds out of your nose! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to discover your true self and become a minecraft legend!

DolphinMatingAcademy

adolescence, adult females, adult males, Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal studies, animal training, Communication, Development, DolphinMatingAcademy, dolphins, learning, Male dolphins, Marine Biology, marine mammals, mating skills, Maturity, pretending, research, social play

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimension Hops:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Items Found:	3791
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got dolphins who are out here playin’ pretend like they adults tryna find a mate! these dolphins be like “yo, i’m gonna practice my mating skills early so when i grow up, i’ll be a pro at gettin’ them lady dolphins!”

join this server if you wanna see dolphins actin’ all grown up before they even hit puberty, it’s like a soap opera but with fins! come chill with us and witness the drama unfold as these young dolphins strut their stuff and show off their mad skills. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Reunion SMP: Where families come together…to fight over resources and build elaborate monuments!

ADMIN, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, BUILD, claim system, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord Connectivity, elaborate, families, Fight, Graves, Homes, market, Moderator, Monuments, OWNER, Paid Cosmetics, Player Economy, Ranks, Resources, reunion, Roles, server costs, Shops, smp, together…to, vanilla tweaks, Webstore

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2695	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Features
IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Community Decided Features
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner	Go_ing
Admin	Foxy75, Splooshie
Moderator	Nix_Quinn_Dem

FAQs:

What is the server IP?

The server IP is reunionsmp.com.

Are there any special features on this server?

Community Decided Features
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

What items can be sold at the server market?

Players can only sell diamonds on the server market, which sell for $100 each. Players can create shops at spawn to sell items to other players using this money.

What are the server ranks and their benefits?

The server ranks provide cosmetic benefits only and help in covering server costs. More information can be found on the webstore or by using the command /ranks on the server.

Who are the current server staff members?

The current server staff members are:

Owner – Go_ing
Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie
Moderator – Nix_Quinn_Dem

MineGenshinCraft Server

character builds, character demo, clorinde, Current character banner, Current weapon banner, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, MineGenshinCraft, Mutual Security Enhancing Simulation, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the treasure was guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. And let’s just say, our player had some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary potion that turns players into chickens for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house or mine for resources while clucking around like a chicken! It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and experience the wacky, wonderful world that awaits you. Who knows what crazy adventures and surprises lie in store? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

LeftistCommuneMC Server: Join the Revolution!

agriculture, alternative lifestyle, byproduct producer, clothing production, communal living, community living, cooperative living, eco-friendly, environmentalism, ethical fashion, handmade goods, hybrid commune, Job, Join, leftist commune, LeftistCommuneMC, renewable resources, revolution, self-sufficiency, Server, small-scale farming, social justice, sustainable living, tailor

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our leftist hybrid commune and become a master byproduct producer/tailor!

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you’ll be responsible for creating the most fashionable outfits made entirely out of byproducts. That’s right, forget diamonds and gold, we’re all about that rotten flesh and spider eyes couture!

But that’s not all – as a byproduct producer/tailor, you’ll also be in charge of maintaining our communal farm, where we grow only the finest crops fertilized with zombie brains and creeper dust. Trust us, your crops will never taste the same again!

So come join us on our server and show off your unique fashion sense and farming skills. Who knew being a byproduct producer/tailor could be so much fun?

MindBlock Minecraft Server

bewildering, beyond comprehension, crazy concept, difficult to understand, Enigmatic, hard to grasp, incomprehensible, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, mind-bogglingly complex, MindBlock, Minecraft, Mysterious, perplexing, puzzling, Server, surreal, unfathomable, wrap your head around

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9853	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava and surviving because you’re wearing a suit made of fire-resistant obsidian. Or team up with your friends to take down a giant mutant creeper that’s terrorizing the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of speedy chickens. And if you’re feeling brave, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm and battle it out with fearsome ghasts and pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled treasure of the Notchbeard pirates hidden deep within the ocean depths. Argh matey!